Shearer's ebar

Be very careful.

Philipa is not a Portuguese name, however Philip is very popular in the Algarve area amongst the fishing community. I wouldn't mind betting a healthy, oily fish diet has given " Philipa " a beautiful skin and enhanced breast growth.
I'd bet a dollar to a bag of ****e that on closer inspection " Philipa " has a big pair of hairy bads.
In fact if " Philipa " has a mole shaped liked Bubba Watson's putting stance on her/his left shoulder she/he could be the very same one that duped me some years ago on golfing trip.
Did he/she have a firm grip?