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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Delusional Full Stop

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    That's only because your sole criteria is a pulse.
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Don't you have to do that with all your 'women' ?
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    And then after promising them great sex, he always let's them down.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I have an electric pump now...
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    People will bet on allsorts...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Can someone pull their finger out and do the match thread please. Cannot be arsed. Takes too long :)
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Krul just let in 7 for Alkmaar
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

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    Yeah 11-2 on aggregate <laugh> They got pumped. Fekir was excellent, you can see why Arsenal are interested.

    Game of the round was Fiorentina losing 4-3 on aggregate to Gladbach - Lars Strindl doing a Gerrard captains performance from midfield. They were 2-0 down on the night and 3-0 down on aggregate. The captain Strindl decided he didn't want to go out home and banged in a hatty from midfield.
     
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    You have posted some bad ones in your time Albert but this smacks of desperation, which barrel did you scrape this from the bottom of ?
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    From 'Fredor's barrel of fun facts'. There wasn't much to choose from. <ok>
     
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    <laugh>

    Even twats hate the mackems!!
     
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    You are living proof that statement !
     
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    <laugh>
    Nev just got fredored. Couldn't have happened to a nicer twat.
     
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    I think that's what you call an open goal <laugh>

    Fair play Fredor <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Mint - Nev got Frebored
     
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    Paddy says to Mick " I hear that girl who played Pussy Galore in the Bond film has split her fanny open"
    Mick says " Honor Blackman "
    Paddy says " no, on a dildo "
     
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    Was it purple?
     
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