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Just seen a photo of my Nephews Son taken with Mitro at the Metro centre yesterday.
They reckon he was buzzing, not sure about the young'un though.......class <laugh>
 
It's all gone wrong lads. I have a partner of 15 yrs. sweet girl, fit as ****. Yet I've met a physio called philipa from Portugal who is 26. She is stunning. She has given me the cone and offered the goods. I'm in a quandary- I love my partner but this girl is fabulouso. She is throwing herself at me.

What do I do?

1. Reject her advances and enjoy what I have
2. Smash **** out of her, use her and never say a word
3. Smash her and shack up with her as she desires
4. Go on a date with her, no sex, assess if it's the real thing
5. Tie up wor lass and do sordid things to her, pretending she is Philipa in a vain attempt to get it out my system
 
Santa Empties Sack on Obi said:
It's all gone wrong lads. I have a partner of 15 yrs. sweet girl, fit as ****. Yet I've met a physio called philipa from Portugal who is 26. She is stunning. She has given me the cone and offered the goods. I'm in a quandary- I love my partner but this girl is fabulouso. She is throwing herself at me.

What do I do?

1. Reject her advances and enjoy what I have
2. Smash **** out of her, use her and never say a word
3. Smash her and shack up with her as she desires
4. Go on a date with her, no sex, assess if it's the real thing
5. Tie up wor lass and do sordid things to her, pretending she is Philipa in a vain attempt to get it out my system
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Be very careful.

Philipa is not a Portuguese name, however Philip is very popular in the Algarve area amongst the fishing community. I wouldn't mind betting a healthy, oily fish diet has given " Philipa " a beautiful skin and enhanced breast growth.
I'd bet a dollar to a bag of ****e that on closer inspection " Philipa " has a big pair of hairy bads.
In fact if " Philipa " has a mole shaped liked Bubba Watson's putting stance on her/his left shoulder she/he could be the very same one that duped me some years ago on golfing trip.
 
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