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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Meanwhile in Bolton...

     
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    He was probably trying to pass it back to his keeper.
     
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  3. General Lee Speaking

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    Does anyone think Sammy is starting to look like Dwayne Dibley?
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
    "Dwayne Dibley!? I can't be called Dwayne Dibley."
     
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    Time to reintroduce some Ameobi to the squad. The final ingredient.

    BRS will be delighted.
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    This may not be politically correct but what a ****tard.
     
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    Just seen a photo of my Nephews Son taken with Mitro at the Metro centre yesterday.
    They reckon he was buzzing, not sure about the young'un though.......class <laugh>
     
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    Colo has some tekkers...

     
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    It's all gone wrong lads. I have a partner of 15 yrs. sweet girl, fit as ****. Yet I've met a physio called philipa from Portugal who is 26. She is stunning. She has given me the cone and offered the goods. I'm in a quandary- I love my partner but this girl is fabulouso. She is throwing herself at me.

    What do I do?

    1. Reject her advances and enjoy what I have
    2. Smash **** out of her, use her and never say a word
    3. Smash her and shack up with her as she desires
    4. Go on a date with her, no sex, assess if it's the real thing
    5. Tie up wor lass and do sordid things to her, pretending she is Philipa in a vain attempt to get it out my system
     
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    Number 2 but get a seperate phone.
     
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

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    Be very careful.

    Philipa is not a Portuguese name, however Philip is very popular in the Algarve area amongst the fishing community. I wouldn't mind betting a healthy, oily fish diet has given " Philipa " a beautiful skin and enhanced breast growth.
    I'd bet a dollar to a bag of ****e that on closer inspection " Philipa " has a big pair of hairy bads.
    In fact if " Philipa " has a mole shaped liked Bubba Watson's putting stance on her/his left shoulder she/he could be the very same one that duped me some years ago on golfing trip.
     
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