Scotch Independence - the countdown

Shetlanders want nothing to do with Scotland.

Speak to them and you'll find this is the case.

As MD says they consider themselves to be Norsk.

 

I worked on the Cormorant with a guy from Stornoway. He told me when he was a kid and they played fitba on a Sunday they'd get a chase off the local Polis.

 

I mind going to the Cinema in Lerwick, can't remember what it was to see but half way through the film they had an intermission for 30 minutes then restarted the film in a completely different scene.

They all found it totally normal to stop and start a film at the cinema mind you...

 

They did that when I went to see 2001 A Space Odyssey at the Filmhouse a couple of years ago because that's what happened when it was originally released. They started it back up at the right place though.

I quite liked it. Meant you could go for a pish and buy a drink and not miss any of the film.

 

Am still undecided. I would like an independent Scotland but av not fully made my mind up.

PS. Am still a Hun

 

There are benefits to everyone if an independent Scotland was in a currency union with the UK. However, I agree with you. I don't want a currency union.

 

Who are these ****wits calling themselves 'huns'?

Get tae **** ya fkin spastic basturts.

 

H.U.N = Hairy Uterus Notch.

 

HUN = Horrible Unwashed Nonces

 

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^^^^ thick as ****

 

Currency currency currency . We already have one . There are millions of notes in circulation already .

What to call it though .

I know , lets call it the pound

 

TIT = Tedious Ignorant Tosspot ^^^^^^^^^

 

Thick as pig ****.

 

OLD = Odd Loony Dicklicker ^^^^^^^^^

 

Stupid Hun ****.

 

S.O.U.P - Silly Old Unrepentant Prick.

 

No thanks I just had one

 

The Daily Mail's going to have a field day in the run up to Glasgow 2014. You can pretty much guarantee there'll be an in depth piece comparing the "dilemna" of English competitors shaking Alec Salmond's hand to that of Berlin 1936 The daily Record of course will suggest that he makes sure he has a bottle of handwash with him for any such eventuality !