Scotch Independence - the countdown

Have to agree. That the A9 has been allowed to exist as is for all these years is nothing but a scandal.

 

A9 and A96 are getting works designed just now. No idea when they might start construction works.

There is also a lot of work being done at Haudagain roundabout in Aberdeen. Something like 50 different options to upgrade it and make traffic flow better.

 

Absolutely right Venom.

The rest of Scotland misses out due to the inherent bias towards the Central Belt. It will be even worse under Independence.

And I ****in hate Westminster as well. They have pissed up the oil revenue against the wall for decades. Holyrood will do exactly the same as they concentrate on the minkers who die early in the central belt.

 

12 years I've lived here and 12 years they've been talking about upgrading that nightmare of a roundabout.

They'll do **** all because the only sensible option is forced buyouts of houses on Clifton Road to build a parallel dual-carriageway next to it. I'll be a floating eye in a jar before that happens.

 

Sorry but get ****ed sonny.

You have not a clue what you are talking about.

Christ on a ****in bike.

 

Settle petal. I don't actually care or have an opinion on Aberdeen being underfunded.

You know that the A9 doesn't belong to Aberdeen right? Do you mean the A90? if so no one invests in that cause its a link with Dundee and Dundonians are a bad investment. As for the A9 though I say we keep it as 2 lanes, keep the population down etc.

 

Hey MD, is there any decent fanny in Dundee? Going there soon for a conference.

 

THE CONSEQUENCES OF INDEPENDENCE:
A HM TREASURY BACKGROUND PAPER

Introduction to Paper
The Scottish independence referendum taking place in September 2014 is a huge event for Scotland and the UK. The potential scale of change if an independent Scotland is the outcome, is with one year to the vote, still barely understood in Scotland, let alone the rest of the UK. This paper aims to outline some of the fundamental consequences of Scottish independence, which need to be more widely disseminated and understood to inform the debate and to allow Scottish voters to make a more informed choice.

1. Scotland will not be called Scotland if independence occurred. The name ‘Scotland’ is owned by the British state.
2. What will happen when the UK becomes a foreign country to Scotland and Scotland to the UK?
3. Will future Scottish Governments be able to guarantee that passport controls along the border will not produce huge queues if people flee an independent Scotland? A lesser scenario is of significant delays in some Gibraltar-like spat between the two states.
4. What will the Scots do when they are evicted from the EU, NATO, the Commonwealth and United Nations? If the UK Government is seen to treat an independent Scotland too harshly they could react by becoming a ‘pariah nation’ and join a new ‘axis of evil’ with Iran and North Korea.
5. If Scotland is evicted, against its will from the EU, this could have unintended consequences if the UK decides by popular vote to leave the EU. There is a need to be sensitive and rethink this area, as being too absolute could aid the idea of a post-union (with two states outside the EU) ‘social union’ favoured by the Scottish Government.
6. Who will stop a future President Salmond restricting civil liberties or withdrawing from the European Convention on Human Rights? How will the time honoured checks and balances of the UK constitution be reproduced post-independence? Note: it would be advantageous if Tory MP calls for withdrawal from ECHR could be downplayed pre-independence vote.
7. Will the Scottish Government be able to guarantee the benefits of what the Secretary of State for Scotland called ‘the generous British welfare state’ with Jobeeker’s Allowance of £71.70 (for those aged over 25) and a single state pension minimum of £110.15 a week?
8. Trident is part of what makes the UK the state it is: prestige, influence, the fact we have our own Weapons of Mass Destruction in a dangerous, unpredictable world. The UK can’t just give up and leave Faslane after years of investment – so a Guantanamo Bay or Sevastopol scenario could be considered. One option is continued UK sovereignty; another leaseback.
9. An independent Scotland would have miniscule intelligence and security forces, and so could be a soft target for terrorists, as John Reid has previously pointed out. In certain circumstances, as the late former Lord Advocate Baron Fraser of Carmyllie suggested, it might be necessary to bomb and take out all of Scotland’s airfields post-independence.
10. Scotland’s oil is Britain’s oil. The UK Government could consider billing an independent Scotland for the decades of UK infrastructure investment. Another option might be nationalising the oil industry pre-independence.
11. The end of Britain as we know it would be a horrendous prospects for millions of Scots (as well as the rest of Britain). We may have to prepare contingencies for middle class, professional flight, particularly from areas of Edinburgh and Perthshire, and the possibility that without such key groups Scottish society might collapse. A recent ‘Scottish Sunday Express’ poll estimated that up to 16% of Scottish voters (640,000) may want to leave as a result of independence.
12. Scotland’s history 1707-2014 does not belong to the Scottish people – such a group does not legally exist – but the union. Haven’t pro-independence opinions watched the ‘Seinfeld’ sketch in which Kramer sells his lifestories to Peterman and thus has no identity? Clearly separatists don’t realise that this episode is an obvious metaphor for the union, with Kramer an allegory for Scotland.
13. Who gets custody of our shared history of the last 300 years? Do Scots realise they may have to give up not just the First World War, but the Battle of Britain and standing alone against the Nazis, along with the foundation of the British welfare state? All British, and thus, foreign.
14. What of the cultural histories of these isles? Who owns the shared cultural imaginations of union Britain? Are the ‘swinging sixties’, the Beatles, the Sex Pistols and punk, the Smiths and 1980s ‘indie music’, all to be claimed by Britain? What will this leave an independent Scotland musically? Sheena Easton, Simple Minds, Big Country and Runrig? A cultural desert.
15. What will happen to ‘The Today Programme’, ‘Channel Four News’ and ‘Match of the Day? Have the Scots liberal intelligentsia fully thought through the consequences of their actions?
16. What will happen, for example, to ‘The Great British Bake Off’ TV series? Will Scottish contestants be allowed to compete post-independence in this ‘Great British’ enterprise? Multiply this many times over across TV and radio shows.
17. An independent Scotland would be a celebrity free zone. There would be no Michelle Mone or Billy Connolly to take just two examples, nor Sean Connery as he will still be a tax exile. Instead, Scottish people will be faced with a daily diet of earnest writers and thinkers constantly proclaiming that Scotland is living through a cultural renaissance.
18. Scotland’s older generation of pro-union elite opinion in the media have been very effective at raising doubts about Scotland’s capacity to be successful and viable as an independent nation. Post-independence, this group could be useful in undermining the embryonic state’s sense of confidence. One option would be setting up a front group and funding it, ‘We cannae dae it’, to aid this view.
19. An outlier possibility is that if Scotland votes for independence, large parts of the country will not want independence and wish to remain loyal subjects of the UK. In these circumstances, dismemberment is one last option. The UK Government could consider retaining Orkney and Shetland as part of the UK, along with Dumfries and Galloway and central Edinburgh. The rump Scottish state could be seen as a quasi-independent entity along Gaza Strip/West Bank lines.
20. In the final analysis an independent Scottish state, Balkanised or not Balkanised, may not be sustainable, and as an ultimate consideration, the UK Government should at least instigate scenario planning for the possibility that as a last resort, UK armed forces may need to militarily invade and re-integrate Scotland in the UK. Perhaps, UK military commanders could have a look at previous conquests and defeats of Scottish forces, for any potential lessons and route maps.
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In Dundee?

Theres hunners of fannies.

 

You said the Aberdeen was underfunded.

The A9 has **** all to do with Aberdeen really. It has more to do with Perth and Inverness and everything inbetween, which Aberdeen is not.

 

You really are dense sometimes

 

You are a ****** sonny.

Venom has just ripped you a new one.

 

Not really paying attention to be honest.

**** investing money on the islanders though. No amount of money will bring those ****s into this century.

 

Could you not just sell them to Norway - might be a fair few bob in it if you let the natives keep their current fishing rights.

 

Dan, most Shetlanders consider themselves more Norsk than British/Scottish anyway.

 

You won't like that some of the options are keeping the roundabout Apparently some of the proposals have been put forward by residents....and it turns out they are simply trying to save their own houses

There does seem to be quite a lot of work going on with it, so maybe this time something is getting done.

 

The Islands are Scotland's equivalent of the Bible Belt in America. Full of isolated nutters, religious crackpots and racists.

 

I know - and they sound like they're speaking Norwegian half the time.

 

Go on a swing on a Sunday and you'll be tarred & feathered, and then thrown into the sea.......on Monday.