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old lads fan said:
Never mind talking about the kit, this thread has gone seriously off topic and the topic now is 'How much did you hurt your todger when you were a 'Little un with a Little un'

Don't know about all you blokes on here but I never got a pair of long legged pants until I was about 9 when I was given a pair of cheap jeans. Up until then we all wore shorts and they all were button ups so no chance of chopping your chopper so to speak.

These particular jeans had the nastiest zip the world has every encountered and when you draw it up it made the noise of a handsaw being used to cut a sheet of perspex. First time I wore said jeans it was an easter parade day, all the kids went and followed the jazz bands. I'd been wanting to piss all day but it was too busy to get out in a corner somewhere. I got home and rushed into the outside Netty, jeans and kecks down I did the necessary and then without shaking the drips off I yanked the zip upwards.

Oh the pain, it was shocking, I screamed and rushed out of the dark Netty so I could see if my little chap was still attached. I looked down and saw there was a couple of zipper teeth gripping into my white flesh. By this time I was crying with the pain and one of the girls in the home came down the back stairs to see what was going on, 'Please go away I kept telling her' and I cornered my self in the back yard so I could try to release the zip without being seen. I held the tag and eventually tugged it down and the pain was even worse but my little man was freed. It took weeks to heal properly and it was the only scab I never picked.

Even to this day I carefully draw my zip when I've done my thing, doesn't get much use these days but I'm still careful, don't want to perform an accidental circumcision on myself.
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It went off topic the second we allowed an influx of RTG posters on here.
 
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one gary owers said:
I’m not from seaham either worked Horden colliery wasn’t a goody two shoes used to ride the face chain in earlies.Left to go to mines rescue 1982 for four years than to channel tunnel ,but didn’t like working away from home .North Selby mine for six year then Ellington Wearmouth .Then chemicals till I stopped working nine year ago .The contracting at the pit was my best time working real comradeship in a close knit group
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You might know some of my family, my dad worked on the gullicks(?) Tommy Davison until it did for him and he took his bit before the strike and I had cousins who worked there. I was going to join when I left school but my dad wouldn't have it - it's the only time he ever put his foot down on something
 
Smug in Boots said:
I used to have to go to the private flights section of Nice Airport to collect my boss or his wife.

There was a receptionist/controller by the name of Kim Dexter who was one of the hottest women I've ever seen, you needed asbestos gloves to shake hands with her ...

... I'd arrive hours early just so I could gawp at her and wonder how she was possible. I'm sure she just dressed that way to entrance one of the mega-rich blokes and end up as Mrs Megarich.

She'd track all the flights and look to see where else the planes had been and where they were going next. She'd say 'Ah right, he's just been to New York on the way here. BIG coincidence because so and so' s wife just happened to be there on the same two days. '

She'd amuse herself by concocting wild scenarios for all the plane movements and plan her shifts around any celebrity she wanted to meet <laugh>
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Heat didn't even cross my mind reading that! Had to read it twice!!
 
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LD19SAFC said:
True. It seems a strange one, I just know the lad in question has had plenty right in the past.
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He definitely has got stuff right in the past. Unless it isn't budget related, but then again how many players actually care about the boardroom structure? As long as they get their contract then that's all they are bothered about.

Cant really think of who has moved that we would have been in for?
 
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Essayyeffcee said:
You might know some of my family, my dad worked on the gullicks(?) Tommy Davison until it did for him and he took his bit before the strike and I had cousins who worked there. I was going to join when I left school but my dad wouldn't have it - it's the only time he ever put his foot down on something
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Yes knew him not a job I could do . A lot older than me
 
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LD19SAFC said:
Deodrant2 over the road reckons we’ve missed out on a couple of signings this week due to the status of the ‘takeover’ …
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Really can't give that any credit at all.

Why start what you know you can't finish and talk to players you can't sign.

Besides football players couldn't care less about shares or ownership, some will sign for Birmingham this window and no one even knows who owns them. Players will sign for Newcastle despite knowing who owns them!

As if KLD is just sitting in a darkened room with his fingers crossed ffs.

And it's not a takeover in any way.
 
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Bob the Mackem said:
With respect, they are not playing hard ball, I'm not the best at grammer so bare with me on this.
I have no doubt rtg will miss quote me but hey ho, they must have nowt better to do with their lives than watch this forum and slag people off.
The situation is this believe it or not, this is where we are.
They had done a deal to sell the shares, all sorted but the buyers did not get the assurances from the other board members to be able to complete the deal.
Another pair came in sale is agreed due proccess follows EFL agreed fit and proper, proof of funds to buy the shares thats done.
The legals on this are ongoing, I don't know how long this takes.
A N Other pair come in 2 weeks ago and they to are going through the processes.
If KLD goes back on his offer they can sell to whoever, the fact JS decided after Wembley to hang on changed things.
You see things change in business, but rtg can never accept that.
Because loads on there want things done at the drop of a hat, if it's not done straight away, they think gobbling off will get it done quicker.
For the last time to all who care, I have never posted stuff passed on by CM, JS, or SD, yes I speak to them quite often but I never have or will pass on duff info.
I hope that gives a bit of clarity.
Let's see which muppet from rtg posts about this 1st.
They need a life.
OH and BTW they want out asap, I think JS will say till Xmas window.
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:emoticon-0132-envy: How does it make you feel speaking to scumbags?
 
Smug in Boots said:
Wssq


Really can't give that any credit at all.

Why start what you know you can't finish and talk to players you can't sign.

Besides football players couldn't care less about shares or ownership, some will sign for Birmingham this window and no one even knows who owns them. Players will sign for Newcastle despite knowing who owns them!

As if KLD is just sitting in a darkened room with his fingers crossed ffs.

And it's not a takeover in any way.
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The same could be said about your Dan Neil to AFC Wimbledon claim.

Fair enough ‘you’ve been told’ but ha’way man <laugh> not happening. There’s more chance of Neymar signing on for SAFC tomorrow.
 
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old lads fan said:
Never mind talking about the kit, this thread has gone seriously off topic and the topic now is 'How much did you hurt your todger when you were a 'Little un with a Little un'

Don't know about all you blokes on here but I never got a pair of long legged pants until I was about 9 when I was given a pair of cheap jeans. Up until then we all wore shorts and they all were button ups so no chance of chopping your chopper so to speak.

These particular jeans had the nastiest zip the world has ever encountered and when you drew it up it made the noise of a handsaw being used to cut a sheet of perspex. First time I wore said jeans it was an easter parade day, all the kids went and followed the jazz bands. I'd been wanting to piss all day but it was too busy to get out in a corner somewhere. I got home and rushed into the outside Netty, jeans and kecks down I did the necessary and then without shaking the drips off I yanked the zip upwards.

Oh the pain, it was shocking, I screamed and rushed out of the dark Netty so I could see if my little chap was still attached. I looked down and saw there was a couple of zipper teeth gripping into my white flesh. By this time I was crying with the pain and one of the girls in the home came down the back stairs to see what was going on, 'Please go away I kept telling her' and I cornered my self in the back yard so I could try to release the zip without being seen. I held the tag and eventually tugged it down and the pain was even worse but my little man was freed. It took weeks to heal properly and it was the only scab I never picked.

Even to this day I carefully draw my zip when I've done my thing, doesn't get much use these days but I'm still careful, don't want to perform an accidental circumcision on myself.
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Now there's something I hoped I'd never hear again ****ing jazz bands.
My 3 sister were in one so I went along thinking being a lad I might get to play the drum, they gave me a quick go with a Kazoo told me I was **** and to piss off home.
Never wanted to be in the first place and dress up like a twat anyway
 
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LD19SAFC said:
The same could be said about your Dan Neil to AFC Wimbledon claim.

Fair enough ‘you’ve been told’ but ha’way man <laugh> not happening.
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I didn't give my own post much credit tbf <laugh>

It's just gossip/banter and there's usually a grain of truth. Journalists have as much banter as normal people.

I think Neil may go out on loan but not Wimbledon.

That may have just been a throwaway comment by Johnnie Jackson saying, 'They can have Rudoni for £5m and Dan Neil on loan ha ha ha'.
 
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Smug in Boots said:
I didn't give my own post much credit tbf <laugh>

It's just gossip/banter and there's usually a grain of truth. Journalists have as much banter as normal people.

I think Neil may go out on loan but not Wimbledon.

That may have just been a throwaway comment by Johnnie Jackson saying, 'They can have Rudoni for £5m and Dan Neil on loan ha ha ha'.
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Each to their own mate but I’d be absolutely staggered if Dan Neil left this summer on a loan deal. I suppose we’ll soon find out, but I don’t think Alex Neil fancies him.
 
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