Ok, so there is nothing new to say. But feck me, some of these off topic replies are really rtg in disguise.
Two true stories the first time my mam and dad left me with my Nan to go to the pictures I ate a full ( large ) jar of haytons pickled onions and drank all the vinegar, off school for two days next time they went ate a full bottle of salad cream off school for 3 days, they never went to the pictures again
Nearly put up a pic of my lass up but didn't want you ugly fekkers using the pic for ****ing material
shame your mam had didn't give you swimming lessons ..............................tied in a sack.....
can i be your manager then we will advertise in Wales and make a fortune on Cumbrian holidays, they will think the sheep exotic ladies