Good point..
I had a **** earlier and I've been having the same issue for some days now, they are coming out like a breached birth. The wiping literally took ages..
Get yourself a bidet. Or a Karcher pressure washer.
Good point..
I had a **** earlier and I've been having the same issue for some days now, they are coming out like a breached birth. The wiping literally took ages..
Get yourself a bidet. Or a Karcher pressure washer.

We've got a toilet seat bidet. attaches to your toilet under the toilet seat- takes 10 mins to install (cost about $30 on sale) - thing is bloody amazing- although first few times I used it it made me jump 20ft into the air.
I now have a bum crack that sparkles!![]()

And a colon that's as irrigated as the Nile delta![]()
I grow great wheat in my bum crack- with a little yeast from the Mrs' fanny it makes the worlds best bread!

Not gonna ask how her fanny yeast gets in your bum crack![]()
Moving house.
Literally sucks arse. I've been at it all day. Got two more days to empty the place.
The light at the end of tunnel is buying a new motor.

Moving house.
Literally sucks arse. I've been at it all day. Got two more days to empty the place.
The light at the end of tunnel is buying a new motor.

God's punishment on you for being an estate agent
I moved last Wednesday and it only took me a day. Tho' admittedly I did only move 200 yards up the road and round the corner...
God's punishment on you for being an estate agent
I moved last Wednesday and it only took me a day. Tho' admittedly I did only move 200 yards up the road and round the corner...
God's punishment on you for being an estate agent
I moved last Wednesday and it only took me a day. Tho' admittedly I did only move 200 yards up the road and round the corner...
I did that on my last move literally crossed over the road and down 2 houses, no point packing just carried everything across.
I've moved 50 yards down the road. With no help and having not done any packing.
Someones got to say they moved next door soon (my mrs' grandad moved next door but that was well before we met)
I've moved 50 yards down the road. With no help and having not done any packing.
Someones got to say they moved next door soon (my mrs' grandad moved next door but that was well before we met)