We've got a toilet seat bidet. attaches to your toilet under the toilet seat- takes 10 mins to install (cost about $30 on sale) - thing is bloody amazing- although first few times I used it it made me jump 20ft into the air. I now have a bum crack that sparkles!
I grow great wheat in my bum crack- with a little yeast from the Mrs' fanny it makes the worlds best bread!
Moving house. Literally sucks arse. I've been at it all day. Got two more days to empty the place. The light at the end of tunnel is buying a new motor.
God's punishment on you for being an estate agent I moved last Wednesday and it only took me a day. Tho' admittedly I did only move 200 yards up the road and round the corner...
I did that on my last move literally crossed over the road and down 2 houses, no point packing just carried everything across.
♫Anal-vice, Anal-Vice Every morning you greet me Small and white, clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Anal-Vice, Anal-Vice Bless my anus forever♫
Someones got to say they moved next door soon (my mrs' grandad moved next door but that was well before we met)
I move in my own house fairly frequently. Every few months my wife gets the idea that the rooms in the house all need to be rearranged- and the office becomes a badroom- the bedroom becomes the ballroom- the ballroom becomes the library- and then Colonel Mustard kills someone with a lead pipe in the kitchen. It's annoying- I don't know why women feel the need to juggle the whole house around every few months. Just pick a plan and stick with it- I don't want to carry the bloody 400lb armoire up or down the stairs ever again!
How the **** has it taken you three days then? Borrow van off mate, throw all **** in / on it and Bob's your uncle. Worked for me!
Two days it's taken me. Using a stacker truck. Also it's made all the more difficult as I am moving in with the mrs trying to fit two houses worth of stuff into one. I've spent more time at the tip than anything else.
