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I forgot to mention they, honestly, follow me round my house and insanely congregate in the doorways getting in the way and , if I'm being 100% frank, drive me ****ing mad.

That said though, we all wandered down the pub, the one we got the taxi from, and had a proper bone fide family meal with me and her and all our kids and all four grand parents (who paid!) during some convenient ale festival or other.
I had Bass and scallops and both were right good. The wine was really nice. The ale better though.

(Sadly no cheese)

Hows the weather your way mate? Quite fair here, will it last???? You bump into any traffic cones? <whistle>


I did :(


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Not yet!

I forgot to mention they, honestly, follow me round my house and insanely congregate in the doorways getting in the way and , if I'm being 100% frank, drive me ****ing mad.

That said though, we all wandered down the pub, the one we got the taxi from, and had a proper bone fide family meal with me and her and all our kids and all four grand parents (who paid!) during some convenient ale festival or other.
I had Bass and scallops and both were right good. The wine was really nice. The ale better though.

(Sadly no cheese)

The Woodman?
 
Women 4 days until the day you go on holiday...

She's been driving me ****ing mental since Thursday about what we need to take on holiday etc etc etc. We don't go until Monday afternoon...she's in ****ing overdrive this morning. Luckily there is Moto X on the beach today so gonna take the boys down to watch it. Let her #meltdown in her own company. We're going for 10 ****ing days not a ****ing year - is the exact thing I've said to her constantly since Thursday <grr>

Almost not worth the bother of ****ing going on holiday!
 
The Vanish tip exchange.

Every one is rub in some Vanish then put in the wash and add some Vanish.
In other words, use Vanish.

It's like having a boozers tip exchange. In order to get pissed, drink booze.
 
Women 4 days until the day you go on holiday...

She's been driving me ****ing mental since Thursday about what we need to take on holiday etc etc etc. We don't go until Monday afternoon...she's in ****ing overdrive this morning. Luckily there is Moto X on the beach today so gonna take the boys down to watch it. Let her #meltdown in her own company. We're going for 10 ****ing days not a ****ing year - is the exact thing I've said to her constantly since Thursday <grr>

Almost not worth the bother of ****ing going on holiday!

My wife is exactly the same. Drives you insane, there is like 2-3 weeks till you leave and she is fretting over a swimming costume for my daughter or how much factor 10 we should take.....I'm like "calm the **** down woman!!!"
After the holiday I need a second holiday.....from her....
 
Holding a job interview!!

The first time I had to hold an interview with someone I swear I was ****ting myself more than the applicant.
Didn't help that she was drop dead gorgeous either!
 
Nick Grimshaw. Are there many bigger ****s on the planet? Probably not.



That Asda advert that paps on about feeling blessed. You know what, just **** off.
 
Nick Grimshaw. Are there many bigger ****s on the planet? Probably not.



That Asda advert that paps on about feeling blessed. You know what, just **** off.

I'd love to know how he's got the jobs he has. Absolutely no talent whatsoever.

Speaking of adverts, these lottery adverts. "Don't let it be them". If I bought 10,000 tickets it would have no impact on Vinnie Jones' chances of winning.
 
Anything with an addition, something dangly or overly colourful.

An example but not what I was initially thinking about are ****ers who wear jesters hats to football. But that's just an aside to the main gripe, which is attention seeking headwear.
 
You misunderstand. Nowt wrong with a hat.

Just a ****ing hat mind. Not a big pint of Guiness hat on St Paddys day.

I find anyone who tries to be or thinks they are wacky or zany repulsive.
 
Have you encountered someone wearing such a garment??

Can't remember the last time I saw someone in a hat that made me want to kill them. That said rickie fowlers hats annoy me.