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Red Hadron Collider said:
Quality parenting <ok>
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I use it a lot. We were watching something and some interview with Kesher? came on. Inside 30 seconds of that imbecile speaking, I turned to my daughter and said "She's an idiot. You turn out like her and I'll dis-own you"

Tbh it's all a bluff. I just dont want her to say I didnt warn her when it happens.
 
Stan said:
Golf geeks who are so into their attire and equipment. Beyond tedious!
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Golf geeks definitely are not going into room 101.

The fact that I pretty much only wear adidas golf clothing does that make me a geek? My waterproofs aren't adidas though I also have a lyle and Scott fleece. Everything else is adidas. Shoes. Trousers 2 pairs and 5 tops.
 
I quite like ant and dec. I'm not so sure they'd be as funny without the scripts.

I also like I'm a celebrity. Though only when there is a fit bird with her bangers on display in the shower.
 
returnofthesweatband said:
Golf geeks definitely are not going into room 101.

The fact that I pretty much only wear adidas golf clothing does that make me a geek? My waterproofs aren't adidas though I also have a lyle and Scott fleece. Everything else is adidas. Shoes. Trousers 2 pairs and 5 tops.
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I don't care what you wear Sweats, it's how much time you may, or may not, spend talking about your attire and equipment that bothers me.
 
I don't often talk about my equipment.. Though I do enjoy taking a firm grip of it..

I get the most pleasure talking about other peoples equipment. Especially when they want to upgrade their equipment to a newer sleeker model.
 
returnofthesweatband said:
I don't often talk about my equipment.. Though I do enjoy taking a firm grip of it..

I get the most pleasure talking about other peoples equipment. Especially when they want to upgrade their equipment to a newer sleeker model.
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That makes a lot of sense given how keen you are to get rid of Chief's wife so you can get to grips with his club.
 
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returnofthesweatband said:
I quite like ant and dec. I'm not so sure they'd be as funny without the scripts.

I also like I'm a celebrity. Though only when there is a fit bird with her bangers on display in the shower.
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Serious lack of a fit bird so far this series. The bird sat at the table next to me this afternoon would be more than adequate. She was FINE! No idea how my meeting went.
 
Stan said:
Serious lack of a fit bird so far this series. The bird sat at the table next to me this afternoon would be more than adequate. She was FINE! No idea how my meeting went.
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The blonde bird is worth a poke, though lacking quite severely in the banger dept.
 
There are three birds on there who I'd be delighted to get within six feet of.

I'll nominate having to pay 30p to piss at a train station, pints that come in stupidly tall glasses and meals in pubs served on wooden boards.
 
Watford_R said:
There are three birds on there who I'd be delighted to get within six feet of.

I'll nominate having to pay 30p to piss at a train station, pints that come in stupidly tall glasses and meals in pubs served on wooden boards.
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Is this one of the girls you'd like to get to know?

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