Rodriguez Crawling Over Slower Than A Drunk Snail Towing A Caravan

[C19RK73]

I'm gonna find a person who looks really sad, offer them a handshake then thumb my nose at them and pull their hair. Twice.

I'm gannin up the pet shop to ask to see the cats, then goal kick it out of the door and leave

 

[Nads]

I'm gannin up the pet shop to ask to see the cats, then goal kick it out of the door and leave

Hahahah,

I'm gonna retrieve the cat, take it back in to the store, then hoy it in with a really annoyed see creature.

 

[Brian Storm]

I'm gonna find a person who looks really sad, offer them a handshake then thumb my nose at them and pull their hair. Twice.

I'm gannin up the pet shop to ask to see the cats, then goal kick it out of the door and leave

I'm gonna drop a security tagged bottle of gin into an old lady's tartan trolley when I go to sainsbury's today.

 

[Nads]

I'm gonna go to Cafe Nero and hand over my Starbucks loyalty card.

 

[Brian Storm]

I'm going to unravel a ball of wool and feed it to my neighbours staffie.

 

[C19RK73]

Hahahah,

I'm gonna retrieve the cat, take it back in to the store, then hoy it in with a really annoyed see creature.

I'm gonna drop a security tagged bottle of gin into an old lady's tartan trolley when I go to sainsbury's today.

Pahahahahaha!

I'm going in the safe, behind the cash points and say "no you dont want to be doing that" to the next person who uses it

 

[Nads]

I'm gonna find a window cleaner, and nick his bucket.

 

[E.T. Fairfax]

I'm gonna fart in a phone booth then run away!

 

[Nads]

I'm gonna sign Rodriguez on FIFA 14 and give him Warrior boots.

 

[C19RK73]

The wife has a bit ocd, gonna re-arrange her cupboards in the kitchen for her coming in, i'll be in the pub

 

[Brian Storm]

I'm gonna have a **** on a grave stone

 

[Nads]

The wife has a bit ocd, gonna re-arrange her cupboards in the kitchen for her coming in, i'll be in the pub

My lass is obssessed with Minstrels, and she's 5ft 1.

I'm gonna put her bag of minstrels on top of the fridge, which is 6 ft 4.

 

[Big Bad Wesley Brown]

We're getting rejected more often than the Inbetweeners on a night out at this rate... Any news on why the deal fell through at all?

 

[Brian Storm]

I'm going to cook my lass a Vomlate

 

[Nads]

I'm gonna go into Gateshead, and wrap a Jews head in Bacon.

 

[bonnybobbypark]

My lass is obssessed with Minstrels, and she's 5ft 1.

I'm gonna put her bag of minstrels on top of the fridge, which is 6 ft 4.

Gadzooks and forsooth, they will simply and merrily climb down and play her a sonnet on their lutes.

x

 

[E.T. Fairfax]

My lass is obssessed with Minstrels, and she's 5ft 1.

I'm gonna put her bag of minstrels on top of the fridge, which is 6 ft 4.

My wife has a life threatening peanut allergy......I'm gonna nip to the garage on the way home and buy her a bag of Revels!

 

[Baz The Mackem]

14m, he can play every attacking position in a front 3 too, they'll cost about the same. I'd take either like, real shot at getting one of them surely? West ham are sniffing round Konoplyanka and they're a joke of a club.

I would have any of the two but I just can't see a big signing coming. there is always hope tho.

 

[Bizarreknives]

I'm gonna go and punch a ****ing horse.

 

[13thtop]

Quality change of thread, and commend your sense of humours.

However I said all along we thin, alonso borini and Rodriguez the whole things a joke, think best turn of till window end cos fed up this crap day after day