Rodriguez Crawling Over Slower Than A Drunk Snail Towing A Caravan

I'm gannin up the pet shop to ask to see the cats, then goal kick it out of the door and leave

 

Hahahah,

I'm gonna retrieve the cat, take it back in to the store, then hoy it in with a really annoyed see creature.

 

I'm gonna drop a security tagged bottle of gin into an old lady's tartan trolley when I go to sainsbury's today.

 

I'm gonna go to Cafe Nero and hand over my Starbucks loyalty card.

 

I'm going to unravel a ball of wool and feed it to my neighbours staffie.

 

Pahahahahaha!

I'm going in the safe, behind the cash points and say "no you dont want to be doing that" to the next person who uses it

 

I'm gonna find a window cleaner, and nick his bucket.

 

I'm gonna fart in a phone booth then run away!

 

I'm gonna sign Rodriguez on FIFA 14 and give him Warrior boots.

 

The wife has a bit ocd, gonna re-arrange her cupboards in the kitchen for her coming in, i'll be in the pub

 

I'm gonna have a **** on a grave stone

 

My lass is obssessed with Minstrels, and she's 5ft 1.

I'm gonna put her bag of minstrels on top of the fridge, which is 6 ft 4.

 

We're getting rejected more often than the Inbetweeners on a night out at this rate... Any news on why the deal fell through at all?

 

I'm going to cook my lass a Vomlate

 

I'm gonna go into Gateshead, and wrap a Jews head in Bacon.

 

Gadzooks and forsooth, they will simply and merrily climb down and play her a sonnet on their lutes.

x

 

My wife has a life threatening peanut allergy......I'm gonna nip to the garage on the way home and buy her a bag of Revels!

 

I would have any of the two but I just can't see a big signing coming. there is always hope tho.

 

I'm gonna go and punch a ****ing horse.

 

Quality change of thread, and commend your sense of humours.

However I said all along we thin, alonso borini and Rodriguez the whole things a joke, think best turn of till window end cos fed up this crap day after day