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VenomPD

Merrick jr
Jan 20, 2010
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Is whats happening on the platform. 13m waves and 80 knot winds, all flying in the sector cancelled. Dirty bastards. This is the worst it's been in the four years I've been working offshore.

Probably stuck here until Wednesday. Still, two extra days wages and got my interview put off until Thursday. No point in being a moaning **** about it. Free money for doing **** all basically.

Does anyone know **** all about Laptops/Netbooks? Going to buy a new one but want one with an LED HD screen. Can't be bothered looking at reviews or searching the net for them.
 
You've got 2 days PAID for doing **** all and you cant be arsed checkin the net for review?
 
You've got 2 days PAID for doing **** all and you cant be arsed checkin the net for review?

<laugh>

Yeah, because reviews always consist of "I bought one and it's really good" or "The fargle capapbilities of the numbungle are highly felicitous and the dingledongle runs at optimum skeewaddle"


Plus I'm an exceptionally lazy bastard of grand proportions...<ok>
 
Remember I can't see pictures <ok>

Damn. It was the Million Dollar Man laughing while holding $100 bills.

Used to call my mate "Million Dollar Man" because he literally used to throw money around and laugh. I saw him throw about £80 in the face of a barman because he was chucking us out of Vodka Bar in Aberdeen. To be fair to the barman he told us to calm down and my mate just sweeped his arm across the table sending bottles and glasses flying everywhere.
 
Nice one lads, think I'll buy that XPS15 when I hit the beach. £649 is a good price for it, had my HP one since 2008 now it's pretty ****ed.

Would buy it now but the bank cancelled my card without telling me because they've brought out a new security chip. Went to buy something on Friday and it declined. I shat myself and thought my bank had been cleared out because my card still had about 8 months left on it.
 
Nice one lads, think I'll buy that XPS15 when I hit the beach. £649 is a good price for it, had my HP one since 2008 now it's pretty ****ed.

Would buy it now but the bank cancelled my card without telling me because they've brought out a new security chip. Went to buy something on Friday and it declined. I shat myself and thought my bank had been cleared out because my card still had about 8 months left on it.

I can't ****ing stand HP Laptops. The first thing you need to do with them is uninstall EVERY bit of software that's by HP.
Everything works spot on without HP Software so why the **** clog up the system with wind and pish <doh>

It's probably a good thing you cards ****ed. Just think of the money you've saved from NOT buying t-shirts <laugh>
 
I can't ****ing stand HP Laptops. The first thing you need to do with them is uninstall EVERY bit of software that's by HP.
Everything works spot on without HP Software so why the **** clog up the system with wind and pish <doh>

It's probably a good thing you cards ****ed. Just think of the money you've saved from NOT buying t-shirts <laugh>

<laugh> <laugh>

I had to throw out an entire bin-bag of t-shirts just before Christmas. There were ****ing loads of them, then ended-up buying more last month.
 
Is whats happening on the platform. 13m waves and 80 knot winds, all flying in the sector cancelled. Dirty bastards. This is the worst it's been in the four years I've been working offshore.

Probably stuck here until Wednesday. Still, two extra days wages and got my interview put off until Thursday. No point in being a moaning **** about it. Free money for doing **** all basically.

Does anyone know **** all about Laptops/Netbooks? Going to buy a new one but want one with an LED HD screen. Can't be bothered looking at reviews or searching the net for them.


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There ye go if got some money left in nae bank <laugh>