Rock & Roll!

Is whats happening on the platform. 13m waves and 80 knot winds, all flying in the sector cancelled. Dirty bastards. This is the worst it's been in the four years I've been working offshore.

Probably stuck here until Wednesday. Still, two extra days wages and got my interview put off until Thursday. No point in being a moaning **** about it. Free money for doing **** all basically.

Does anyone know **** all about Laptops/Netbooks? Going to buy a new one but want one with an LED HD screen. Can't be bothered looking at reviews or searching the net for them.

 

Laptops are small computers. Anything else?

 

I hate you

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You've got 2 days PAID for doing **** all and you cant be arsed checkin the net for review?

 

Yeah, because reviews always consist of "I bought one and it's really good" or "The fargle capapbilities of the numbungle are highly felicitous and the dingledongle runs at optimum skeewaddle"


Plus I'm an exceptionally lazy bastard of grand proportions...

 

Remember I can't see pictures

 

Damn. It was the Million Dollar Man laughing while holding $100 bills.

Used to call my mate "Million Dollar Man" because he literally used to throw money around and laugh. I saw him throw about £80 in the face of a barman because he was chucking us out of Vodka Bar in Aberdeen. To be fair to the barman he told us to calm down and my mate just sweeped his arm across the table sending bottles and glasses flying everywhere.

 

Just go on the Dell website mate and order one of their special offers.There always very good,get the windows 7 jobby.£400-500 notes should be enough

http://www1.euro.dell.com/content/products/features.aspx/deals1?c=uk&cs=ukdhs1&l=en&s=dhs

 

Cheers bud. Been thinking about buying an Alienware laptop but the prices are ****ing extortionate. No chance am I paying £1200+ for a laptop.

 

The XPS laptops from Del are spot on

 

Nice one lads, think I'll buy that XPS15 when I hit the beach. £649 is a good price for it, had my HP one since 2008 now it's pretty ****ed.

Would buy it now but the bank cancelled my card without telling me because they've brought out a new security chip. Went to buy something on Friday and it declined. I shat myself and thought my bank had been cleared out because my card still had about 8 months left on it.

 

I can't ****ing stand HP Laptops. The first thing you need to do with them is uninstall EVERY bit of software that's by HP.
Everything works spot on without HP Software so why the **** clog up the system with wind and pish

It's probably a good thing you cards ****ed. Just think of the money you've saved from NOT buying t-shirts

 

I had to throw out an entire bin-bag of t-shirts just before Christmas. There were ****ing loads of them, then ended-up buying more last month.

 

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Apple MacBook Pro Intel Core 2 Duo 2.4GHz

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Intel Core 2 Duo, 2.4GHz, 4096MB, Hard Drive Size 250GB
Buy from: Amazon.co.uk £889.62, Comet £956.58



There ye go if got some money left in nae bank

 

I wouldn't touch anything made by Apple with a ****ty stick.

 

Shove your brown Brogues up yer shyter!

I am an Apple fan, iPhone and iPad!!

(I wouldn't touch their pc's with a soiled tampon)

 

Poser.

 

Best sony laptop for a man - Sony vaio vgn-cs11z/r

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Ther ye go then, as ye title says Venom !

 

I require a mac for my work. I do have a PC at home but if I had the choice I would have bought a Macbook Pro even if it looked pish

 

I've got pissed off with my iPhone now right enough. You can't do **** all with them. I want to stream music and take calls in my car but you can't get a stereo that work seamlessly with the iPhone. As for the iPad, it's just a bigger **** than the iPhone