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"Thanks for that Brian" said:
Excluding Lanzini, The Spammers brought in 10 (Ten) players this summer. Leaving aside the fact that none of them are that good, that's just far too many. From the get-go they were intent upon spending a vast sum of money, they kept on about it in the press. Complete lunacy. They're getting everything they deserve for their ridiculous behaviour in this and the real balls-up they've made of 'their' new home.
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All they need now is to sign Adebayor.
At least they cannot blame Levy for hindering that one this time.
 
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littleDinosaurLuke said:
Alf Garnett (played by Spurs fan Warren Mitchell) said: "Supporting West Ham is like life: the odd moment of joy down the years, but most of it is bloody misery."
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In real life the daughter of Tony Booth(who played the scouse git), Cherie Booth married Tony Blair. Johnny Speight could have made a really good storyline out of that. Could you imagine Alf Garnets grand-daughter being married to the PM?
 
Citizen Kane said:
Their recruitment over the summer was horrendous.

Wasted weeks pimping themselves out to high-profile targets who wouldn't have joined them if they were the last club left in London, then went on this paranoid shopping spree of over-rated bilge largely for positions they were already well-equipped in. Reminded me of the people who stay up online all night on Black friday buying **** just because it's black friday.
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That reminds me, I should top up my Steam balance soon...
 
Probably going to be met with some derision here but I have good memories of getting on the District Line going past Bromley By Bow to Upton Park. I was there when Jimmy made his debut and the lads after would drink in the pubs along Green Street. The old East End had a unique atmosphere to it with the Cockneys in full flow. We'd go back into London getting off at Aldgate to view Jack the Ripper territory and have a drink or two.

The lads would approach the prostitutes asking how much and in broad Cockney I'd hear "Bottle for a merchant, cockle for a Friar Tuck love." So in a way I'm sad to see West Ham in this state. Going on Wednesdays the lads would "Sausage a Gregory" in the bank and a good night would be had. I'm a bit sad I'm sorry to say when I remember Billy Bonds and his colleagues who could play some good football.

Sorry.
 
D.G.C. said:
Probably going to be met with some derision here but I have good memories of getting on the District Line going past Bromley By Bow to Upton Park. I was there when Jimmy made his debut and the lads after would drink in the pubs along Green Street. The old East End had a unique atmosphere to it with the Cockneys in full flow. We'd go back into London getting off at Aldgate to view Jack the Ripper territory and have a drink or two.

The lads would approach the prostitutes asking how much and in broad Cockney I'd hear "Bottle for a merchant, cockle for a Friar Tuck love." So in a way I'm sad to see West Ham in this state. Going on Wednesdays the lads would "Sausage a Gregory" in the bank and a good night would be had. I'm a bit sad I'm sorry to say when I remember Billy Bonds and his colleagues who could play some good football.

Sorry.
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D.G.C. said:
Probably going to be met with some derision here but I have good memories of getting on the District Line going past Bromley By Bow to Upton Park. I was there when Jimmy made his debut and the lads after would drink in the pubs along Green Street. The old East End had a unique atmosphere to it with the Cockneys in full flow. We'd go back into London getting off at Aldgate to view Jack the Ripper territory and have a drink or two.

The lads would approach the prostitutes asking how much and in broad Cockney I'd hear "Bottle for a merchant, cockle for a Friar Tuck love." So in a way I'm sad to see West Ham in this state. Going on Wednesdays the lads would "Sausage a Gregory" in the bank and a good night would be had. I'm a bit sad I'm sorry to say when I remember Billy Bonds and his colleagues who could play some good football.

Sorry.
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I am absolutely ecstatic to see them in this mess. Long may it continue. They're a rabble from top to bottom.
 
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Sorry Spurcat. Last time I went Glen Hoddle was playing for Spurs and I'd hear from behind "That's awl e is, a ****ing long ball dahn the middle." I had to laugh. Their fans weren't that knowledgable or erudite.
 
D.G.C. said:
Last time I went Glen Hoddle was playing for Spurs and I'd hear from behind "That's awl e is, a ****ing long ball dahn the middle." I had to laugh. Their fans weren't that knowledgable or erudite.
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The Spanner set square means the long ball must go as high at it does forward.
Stone (age football) masons.
 
O.Spurcat said:
I am absolutely ecstatic to see them in this mess. Long may it continue. They're a rabble from top to bottom.
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Not even a decent suit and a facial shave for their key personnel can redeem them
in your eyes *** ?? :(

*** I am talking about Kerren Brady here.
 
D.G.C. said:
Probably going to be met with some derision here but I have good memories of getting on the District Line going past Bromley By Bow to Upton Park. I was there when Jimmy made his debut and the lads after would drink in the pubs along Green Street. The old East End had a unique atmosphere to it with the Cockneys in full flow. We'd go back into London getting off at Aldgate to view Jack the Ripper territory and have a drink or two.

The lads would approach the prostitutes asking how much and in broad Cockney I'd hear "Bottle for a merchant, cockle for a Friar Tuck love." So in a way I'm sad to see West Ham in this state. Going on Wednesdays the lads would "Sausage a Gregory" in the bank and a good night would be had. I'm a bit sad I'm sorry to say when I remember Billy Bonds and his colleagues who could play some good football.

Sorry.
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You're sad to see West Ham in this state but happy that Kane is injured.
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D.G.C. said:
Probably going to be met with some derision here but I have good memories of getting on the District Line going past Bromley By Bow to Upton Park. I was there when Jimmy made his debut and the lads after would drink in the pubs along Green Street. The old East End had a unique atmosphere to it with the Cockneys in full flow. We'd go back into London getting off at Aldgate to view Jack the Ripper territory and have a drink or two.

The lads would approach the prostitutes asking how much and in broad Cockney I'd hear "Bottle for a merchant, cockle for a Friar Tuck love." So in a way I'm sad to see West Ham in this state. Going on Wednesdays the lads would "Sausage a Gregory" in the bank and a good night would be had. I'm a bit sad I'm sorry to say when I remember Billy Bonds and his colleagues who could play some good football.

Sorry.
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I suspected you were a West Ham fan. Looks like I was right...
 
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remembercolinlee said:
West Ham <laugh>
2 nil down <laugh>
68 min & NO shots on target <laugh>
Player booked for diving <laugh>
Thousands of empty seats <laugh>
Only Southampton fans singing <laugh>
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Austin’s one touch goal was almost perfect, and his one touch assist was even better, after

"West Ham joint-chairman David Gold has cast doubt over Charlie Austin’s value to Southampton from QPR, claiming his transfer is not a bargain ‘if his wages are £100,000 a week’.

and

"Gold’s co-owner, David Sullivan, previously questioned Austin, saying "he wasn’t very good" when the two sides met in the Premier League, and also questioning the former Burnley forward’s fitness after a knee injury earlier in his career"

I am dying to hear what further pearls of wisdom West Ham owners see fit to pass on about Charlie Austin.
 
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Citizen Kane said:
You're sad to see West Ham in this state but happy that Kane is injured.
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Please don't hold a grudge CK, I'd just like to see what Spurs can do without Harry. I'm not happy per se that he's injured no.
 
O.Spurcat said:
I am absolutely ecstatic to see them in this mess. Long may it continue. They're a rabble from top to bottom.
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Couldn't have put it better! :emoticon-0148-yes:
Their scumbag club and supporters have lived off the glory of wrongly being known as The Academy of Football since the mid-60's.
Visits to their horrid little pit at the BG during the 70's and 80's were filled with dread of the Neanderthals to be faced - far worse than even Stamford Bridge or Highbury!

Apologies for sitting on the fence on this one!! <laugh>
 
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