The part where you pretend the majority of those goals came in the first few weeks of the season against cannon fodder such as Palace and West Scam, and since then the goals have dried up - especially from the bloke you paid £75m for in the summer to, you know, score goals.
All because he wouldn't let them have chicken burgers and potato wedges for lunch.
Yes, really, that's the reason Danny Simpson gave for the players knifing Ranieri.
I thought it was ketchup he banned?In fairness, Ramos lost his job because he banned Tom Huddlestone from eating Mayonaise. As soon as Redknapp gave him the keys to the larder we shot back up the table (2 points from 8 games etc.)
Dick cheese....Unless it's got ridiculous amounts of garlic in it, mayonnaise is disgusting. Stuff out of jars is doubly or trebly disgusting. Why anyone would want to eat the stuff is beyond me.
Now cheese, I could eat cheese all day, every day...........hard cheese, soft cheese, blue cheese.........
Dick cheese....
I prefer to scrape off the blue bits on a Jacobs tbhYou need to wash it more often, then.
I agree it's hard to get a decent sandwich with simple fresh ingredients. They only use mayonnaise to prolong shelf life and cover poor ingredients.I thought it was ketchup he banned?
Mostly because there's a damn good reason to ban mayonnaise: it ruins everything it touches, which is the reason I haven't bought a sandwich from Pret Manger for the best part of a decade.
Dick cheese
Wrong board you need to go to General Chat where the perves hang out.I prefer to scrape off the blue bits on a Jacobs tbh
Good in coleslaw, raw cabbage, carrot and onion is improved with mayonnaise. Great with a bit of fresh pineapple and a few prawns added to the coleslaw as well. Not by itself, but with a decent pizza, my homemade pizza, Roquefort, black cherry jam and chilli is tasty, not the ****e one gets from supermarkets nowadays.I thought it was ketchup he banned?
Mostly because there's a damn good reason to ban mayonnaise: it ruins everything it touches, which is the reason I haven't bought a sandwich from Pret Manger for the best part of a decade.
Think this Pub mayIt's still produced but not everyone sells it.....this should be brought up in Parliament's question time.This is of national importance!
For those unaware of who Gavin Free is, here he is with his other half...
Burton on Trent -Home of Bassp.s. where the hell is it?
Bass draught still brewed in Burton by Marstons who still use the Union system of brewing
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presume will be some in Town and if my memory is correct the Elms is just the other side of the river so easily walkable/staggerable.p.p.s. Any hotels nearby?