Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 3h
Oh good, Van Pursestrings has scored in 90 seconds - the guy Wenger/Gazidis sold 'for footballing reasons', so United could win the League.
Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 3h
Van Pursestrings has scored 22 Prem goals for Utd, worth at least 22pts. If Arsenal had those goals and points... we'd be ahead of them.
Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 3h
No club's ever gifted the League as we did to Utd this year. Most disgraceful transfer in Arsenal history.
Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 3h
Great. Now Van Pursestrings scores goal of the season from a 40yrd Shrek pass. Happy days! Thanks again
Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 3h
Arsenal need to sign @luis16suarez - so he can score the goals we need, and bite Ivan Gazidis whenever he feels hungry.
Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 3h
And Van Pursestrings scores a 32-minute hat-trick. Great. Just ****ing GREAT