Post a lie about the poster above.
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Well of course, Minxy did say she'd be wearing her new, strapless, topless, see-through swimsuit!
Trust kiwi to contact Obi's wife to tell her the whereabouts of her new, strapless, topless, see-through swimsuit.............run, Minxy, run for your life.....
Woopert just wants to see Minxy run along the beach (in slow motion, Baywatch styleeee) in her new, strapless, topless, see-through swimsuit.
Cor ! Yes please
Kiwi often walks along the beach looking for flotsam, but he only ever finds jetsam. How unlucky can you be. Still, a floater is not to be sniffed at...
Cor ! Yes please
Kiwi often walks along the beach looking for flotsam, but he only ever finds jetsam. How unlucky can you be. Still, a floater is not to be sniffed at...
Whilst on holiday last year Woopert got everyboy to the edge of the sea as he thought there was a whale coming ashore - it was actually Brian Blessed having a dip.
Come on Dan, it was you having a dip wasn't it ?
Has anyone ever seen Dan and Brian Blessed together in the same room ? No, I didn't think so
Has anyone ever seen Dan and Brian Blessed together in the same room ? No, I didn't think so
Woopert has been waiting over 40 years for his super-size bell bottom, high waisted flares, platform shoes, flower shirt, big hair and moustache to come back into fashion, so he can show everyone just how cool and hip he really is.
obi gave up waiting last week
if only he had waited a bit longer he could have strutted his stuff with woopert
maybe you can buy them back from the charity shop
if only he had waited a bit longer he could have strutted his stuff with woopert
maybe you can buy them back from the charity shop
Now Woops has his christmas presents bought, wrapped & under the tree ..... he has offered to help those of us who aren't quite so organised
Thanks Woops ..... I have a 4 page list here
Thanks Woops ..... I have a 4 page list here
Now Woops has his christmas presents bought, wrapped & under the tree ..... he has offered to help those of us who aren't quite so organised
Thanks Woops ..... I have a 4 page list here
Dammit, I've run out of selotape !
Minxy has bought a lovely Christmas present for Mr M. She has had a tattoo of Darren Ferguson' face put on her puppies. Her dogs weren't too happy about it though.
Kiwi only has one bit of his body without a tattoo & his tattooist is refusing to touch that bit
Minxy has so many piercings that when she goes through airport security they have to close down the whole terminal.
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