Post a lie about the poster above.

Obi is planning to accompany me on Boxing Day & is bringing his new underwater camera with him

 

Well of course, Minxy did say she'd be wearing her new, strapless, topless, see-through swimsuit!

 

obi's wife wants to know what happened to her new, strapless, topless, see-through swimsuit!

 

Woopert just wants to see Minxy run along the beach (in slow motion, Baywatch styleeee) in her new, strapless, topless, see-through swimsuit.

 

obis favourite catchphrase is
time for tubby custard

 

Whilst on holiday last year Woopert got everyboy to the edge of the sea as he thought there was a whale coming ashore - it was actually Brian Blessed having a dip.

 

Woopert has been waiting over 40 years for his super-size bell bottom, high waisted flares, platform shoes, flower shirt, big hair and moustache to come back into fashion, so he can show everyone just how cool and hip he really is.

 

obi gave up waiting last week
if only he had waited a bit longer he could have strutted his stuff with woopert
maybe you can buy them back from the charity shop

 

Kiwi invited Charlie Austin to turn on the Christmas lights in Dunedin.

 

Now Woops has his christmas presents bought, wrapped & under the tree ..... he has offered to help those of us who aren't quite so organised

Thanks Woops ..... I have a 4 page list here

 

woopert hates playing connect four
although he is proving to be a master of connect two

 

Kiwi only has one bit of his body without a tattoo & his tattooist is refusing to touch that bit

 

Minxy has so many piercings that when she goes through airport security they have to close down the whole terminal.

 

Dan's only piercing is always a surprise for those intimate enough with him to see it

 

Minxy kindly let me help her choose which sexy Mrs Santa outfit she's going to wear this year!

Mind you, she had to try on 47 different outfits before we found the right one!