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Minxy said:
Obi isn't too worried about making it big down under as he has such an impressive lightsaber
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On the issue of being big down under, Minxy's situation seems to be the opposite of the lads.
 
DMD claims he broke the world record for the number of Brussel Sprouts eaten in one day.

Unfortunately, his flatulence became so bad towards the end that the Guinness Book of Records adjudicators had all passed out, so the victory was not officially verified.
 
Obi Wan said:
DMD claims he broke the world record for the number of Brussel Sprouts eaten in one day.

Unfortunately, his flatulence became so bad towards the end that the Guinness Book of Records adjudicators had all passed out, so the victory was not officially verified.
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That's not exactly true now is it, Obi

As one of the judges you had indeed passed out ...... but that was the amount of brown ale you had consumed that morning
 
Minxy said:
That's not exactly true now is it, Obi

As one of the judges you had indeed passed out ...... but that was the amount of brown ale you had consumed that morning
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That's not entirely true either.

When you said you were going to "drink me under the table" I assumed you meant an alcohol challenge - I passed out because I didn't realise you meant you were going to do 'THAT' to me instead!
 
Minxy knows full well that I don't have a problem with drinking, in fact I love it!

What she doesn't like to talk about is her own addictions and especially her regular visits to sexaholics anonymous, for some 'group therapy'.
 
The only reason Obi knows about my group therapy is ..... he hangs around the doorway hoping that one of the group wants to fall off the wagon
 
After 17 years of only having 'SAGA' holidays, Minxy has decided to have a change this year and so will spend a weekend in Eastbourne with some 'old friends'.
 
Obi has decided to give Butlins Holiday Camp a miss next year. His next holiday will be on a Club 18/30 trip to Skegness, as he had heard a rumour that the women there were totally up for it, even though he was slightly overage for the holiday, being in his late seventies, he thought he'd be able to score.
 
Dan has been listening to Beatles songs so much, he now thinks he really is a walrus and likes to shuffle along the beach on his belly (naked).
 
When he thinks nobody else is around, Dan likes nothing more than putting on his favourite pink press and blonde wig and singing "I'm a Barbie girl"
 
Obi Wan said:
When he thinks nobody else is around, Dan likes nothing more than putting on his favourite pink press and blonde wig and singing "I'm a Barbie girl"
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You're meant to post lies <doh>
Obi's decided to cook Christmas dinner using the Gordon Ramsay method this year - Mrs obi wants a new kitchen so she's putting in a swearbox.
 
Dan is during the Jamie Oliver method to Christmas dinner this year, although last time he tried being a 'naked chef' he burnt his stuffing balls and chipolata.
 
It only took half a glass of Babycham to get Minxy drunk. When she had the rest of the glass, she threw up and then passed out.
 
Knowing that I don't have any money (what with Christmas and all) Minxy has kindly agreed a deal where I pay off Kiwi's astronomical bar tab via a series of special 'favours' for Minxy in the cellar when Mr M is out! This may take some time folks! :)
 
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