Post a lie about the poster above.

On the issue of being big down under, Minxy's situation seems to be the opposite of the lads.

 

DMD claims he broke the world record for the number of Brussel Sprouts eaten in one day.

Unfortunately, his flatulence became so bad towards the end that the Guinness Book of Records adjudicators had all passed out, so the victory was not officially verified.

 

That's not exactly true now is it, Obi

As one of the judges you had indeed passed out ...... but that was the amount of brown ale you had consumed that morning

 

That's not entirely true either.

When you said you were going to "drink me under the table" I assumed you meant an alcohol challenge - I passed out because I didn't realise you meant you were going to do 'THAT' to me instead!

 

I'm shock that Obi would blame me ....... it is obviously his way to deflect the attention from his drinking problem

 

Minxy knows full well that I don't have a problem with drinking, in fact I love it!

What she doesn't like to talk about is her own addictions and especially her regular visits to sexaholics anonymous, for some 'group therapy'.

 

The only reason Obi knows about my group therapy is ..... he hangs around the doorway hoping that one of the group wants to fall off the wagon

 

After 17 years of only having 'SAGA' holidays, Minxy has decided to have a change this year and so will spend a weekend in Eastbourne with some 'old friends'.

 

Wooperts Duck clearly did not understand the lyrics of a Dead Kennedys song and has booked a holiday in cambodia

 

Dan has been listening to Beatles songs so much, he now thinks he really is a walrus and likes to shuffle along the beach on his belly (naked).

 

Obi has been listening to Pink Floyd so much, he now admits he is just another brick in the wall

 

When she first heard California Girls by the Beach Boys Minxy went round Peterborough telling everyone she was from San Francisco

 

When he thinks nobody else is around, Dan likes nothing more than putting on his favourite pink press and blonde wig and singing "I'm a Barbie girl"

 

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Obi's decided to cook Christmas dinner using the Gordon Ramsay method this year - Mrs obi wants a new kitchen so she's putting in a swearbox.

 

Dan is during the Jamie Oliver method to Christmas dinner this year, although last time he tried being a 'naked chef' he burnt his stuffing balls and chipolata.

 

Obi has been trying to get Minxy drunk for months now .... today he has succeeded

 

It only took half a glass of Babycham to get Minxy drunk. When she had the rest of the glass, she threw up and then passed out.

 

Obi is feeling so Christmassy .... he has decided to pay Kiwi's bar tab

Thanks Obi

 

Knowing that I don't have any money (what with Christmas and all) Minxy has kindly agreed a deal where I pay off Kiwi's astronomical bar tab via a series of special 'favours' for Minxy in the cellar when Mr M is out! This may take some time folks!