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Right, As a kid, DMD had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before he went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to go to work, and when he got home, his Dad and mother would kill him and dance about on his grave singing Hallelujah.
 
Obi Wan said:
Right, As a kid, DMD had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before he went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to go to work, and when he got home, his Dad and mother would kill him and dance about on his grave singing Hallelujah.
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He was lucky.

DMD doesn't know how to do the hokey cokey as he can't tell his left from his right.
 
Charlie1 said:
He was lucky.

DMD doesn't know how to do the hokey cokey as he can't tell his left from his right.
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And Charlie1 is the expert on the Hokey Cokey and she passionately believes it really is what it's all about.
 
Woopert watches Columbo, convinced there'll be an episode where Columbo gets it wrong.
 
Charlie1 went on holiday to India, and was dissapointed to see no teepees or totem poles.
 
DMD went on holiday to Iceland and was disappointed not to see Peter Andre or Kerry Katona. He didn't even see a prawn ring.
 
Charlie1 said:
DMD was John Prescotts body double when he was deputy pm.
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Nonsense, I've never been Deputy PM.


Charlie1 tried to go on maneuvers with the Swiss Army, so she could see the knife in expert hands.
 
Charlie1 really misses working on Ground Force with Alan Titchmarsh & Tommy.
 
Charlie1 also has a pink glittery lightsaber. Well, it doesn't actually extend into a true Jedi lightsaber using the Force, but it does vibrate and the end tip rotates when you press the the 'on' button'.
 
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