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The one they call Leeds-18 is actually a Harlequin Sweetlips, born on the Seventy-tenth of Octebruary 1759 to a family of necrophiliac Dodos. His place of birth is listed as Rapa Nui, in the Polynesian sub-region of Oceania. He also holds a pilot's license in thimble-brewing.
 
'Viking Erik' really is called Erik and he also works for the stationary company Viking Direct. At present he is trying to build a full size Viking longboat from stolen stationary supplies. It is almost complete but the sail from post-it notes is really slowing him down.
 
SandyHornet is a reclusive former radio personality who spends his days 'in his cups', regretting his acrimonious split from his former lover whilst listening to past glories via endless reruns of 'Round the Horne' - springing to attention only upon hearing the magic words "Ooh hello, my name's Julian.... and this is my friend Sandy"
 
BB Round The Horne was excellent radio comedy, from an age when being politically incorrrect was not a crime.

Anyhow brilliant idea. My turn.
BB is Rowan Atkinson's stunt double for the Johnny English films.
 
In the little known Lochaber dialect of Swahili "The Proud Scottish Hornet" is a mildly amusing but vulgar insult. There is no English translation
 
NZ is not really in NZ but in a barn in Chipperfield for 3 years preparing for a Mars expedition
 
Norway used to dial a llama, a shetland pony and an Icelandic bear when he got lonely on those dark nights
 
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