Lloydinio steals life rings from community swimming pools and ties them to trollies which he then floats down the River Wye with live dogs inside. Edit: will have to be Norway now since he decided to post while I was writing. Not like I'd put it past him anyway.
Leeds-18 is so called as -18 is the number of Fair Play Awards his favourite team have earned this century.
BB, that is technically against the rules of the thread as isn't a lie. Anyway, Boltons Boots wants Eddie the Eagle to win Sports Personality of the Year 2011.
What is there to write about emaitss which the police do not have in a file somewhere. He is really a famous newsreader in the BBC.
Ak is a man of few words, sadly he knows nothing about Watford football club, and has nothing to say on the subject. Thankfully he supports Acrington Stanley (hence his name) and is able to jabber on for hours about their life in the Premier League...
TID doesn't stand for Til I Die but Tanya, Isabel and Debra - H's middle names. (BB, how do you know about chats? We keep them on the rock as they are the smallest Royals with the most taste.)
Barry is a professional stalker and has been stalking my family for 2yrs until we saw him going through our dustbins.
Hornette is actually a world famous singing star, but not Elton John. I wish she would Cher her talent about.
Theo is actually Anthony from the BT adds in the 80's "You Got An Ology?" - 1987 - Beattie Having just been told by her grandson Anthony that he's flunked his exams,
Proud Scottish Hornet is actually the Glaswegian sociologist, Beattie McBeattie, whose doctoral thesis 'Marx and the Battered Mars Bar' first alerted us to the damaging effects of Eatism...
'hornethologist a.k.a. theo' is an escaped Broadmoor prisoner who now spends his days vandalizing garage doors by daubing 'WFC' on them with a potent mixture of his own blood and cat urine. He also collects Ukrainian postage stamps of the 19th century in his spare time.
