Yorkshire was once seen crying into his tetleys because he wanted to swap the white rose for a red one!
Norway is the alter ego of Loki, the wizard of lies. He is married to Rind, whom he refers to as The Big Cheese, having stolen her from Odin - this after being discarded by his previous wife Freya, the godess of sex. Fearing Odin's anger, they live in exile, hiding in the village of Stilton.
Yorkie is the first Nest writer to appear in a David Atteborough (we know who he is) television program as himself. The little cute furry one on the right.
None of you exist. You are all computer generated entries caused by a virus that has infected my computer. The virus is called Yellow Fever and was created by a Spartak Moscow supporting elephant.
The above user is directly responsible for the alcohol laws and pricing policies in his country of residence.
Jsybarry I have not done you. Jsybarry is actually Terence from Guernsey and is the owner of the islands greatest collection of Nazi memorabilia.
Wear Yellow is married to a drug addicted Polar bear that eats gummi bears made of the ashes of the last dodo.
Lloydinio took a wrong turn when he tried to row back to Brazil and now lives in his rowing boat on the Grand Union Canal.
NZ is a dyslexic religious zealot who thought that, when climbing the stairs to the plane, he was actually about to enter the Church of Christ. He still doesn't know what went wrong.
That most lovable of posters, Bolton's Boots, is in fact not a football fan from Aberdeenshire but an octogenarian Afro-Caribbean man named N'Gumbu. In his spare time he likes to partake in a wide range of activities, including stamp collecting, hacking the CIA's super-extra-top-secret files and hunting down lepidopterists for no reason other than to tell them that they are "just queer dipterologists".
