It's an odd world. SIR HUMPHREY: Mr Johnson, we have the EU on the phone. JOHNSON: Oi, Frogs, we will only start negotiations if you give us exactly what we want before they start. EU: Interesting take on the word "negotiations". We'd have thought, being British, that you'd understand the meaning of the word but... OK. Speak later. JOHNSON: Why are you so unwilling to give us what we want out of negotiations before the negotiations so we can start negotiations? PHONE: Click... bzzzz.... JOHNSON: Jesus, they are so unreasonable.