Off Topic Pies

[Nostalgic]

142 posts, and counting, about pies

Recipe for a good thread with quality ingredients.

 

[Blunham Mackem]

If you have ever seen a pork pie being made in the Asda factory you would never touch one again, imagine the biggest washing machine you have ever seen
( on its side ) and then fill it with all the **** that is left from the pig ( and I mean ALL the **** ) boil it for a couple of hours and then switch the spin drier on all the ****e gets spun to the outside and then the men climb in and shovel all the bones out, the inner drum is then removed and the next bunch of lads climb in with rubber scrapers and scrape the pink slurry off the sides bit of salt and pepper and husk theres your pork pie mixture, hope you still enjoy them.

Lush

 

[Commachio]

161 posts on pies and it hasnt turned mucky yet.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

161 posts on pies and it hasnt turned mucky yet.

Poontang Pie?

 

[Commachio]

Poontang Pie?

Gotta be better than a blue waffle. They are not so sweet.

 

[Vincemac]

You can. Expensive though.

Monkfish is another nice bugger. Good solid meat, goes great on barbies.

Love monkfish

 

[Commachio]

Love monkfish

Good choice. Lots of nice fish.

Monkfish. Swordfish. Dory. Snowfish. A few.

Mind i prefer haddock to cod. Both nice but haddock gets my vote.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Gotta be better than a blue waffle. They are not so sweet.

You're obsessed with Blue waffle my friend.

You need to see a doctor.

 

[Commachio]

You're obsessed with Blue waffle my friend.

You need to see a doctor.

I think those with a waffle of the blue variety should be given priority.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I think those with a waffle of the blue variety should be given priority.

I think we should talk about American Pie... Shannon Elizabeth in particular... that scene.

Best pie ever.

 

[BalesBalls]

Decent hot sausage roll and a mug of tea,especially if your working outside

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Decent hot sausage roll and a mug of tea,especially if your working outside

Do you dunk the sausage roll?

 

[Commachio]

Do you dunk the sausage roll?

Yes he does. Until it goes floppy.

 

[Billy Death]

****ing hell, is this still gannin? Nine ****ing pages about pies.

 

[Commachio]

****ing hell, is this still gannin? Nine ****ing pages about pies.

Well you know us man. We cn talk about owt.

When i clicked on this morning i misread it as pigs and thought. Oh billys done a thread on pigs. This could be fun but then had aweful images of nora batty and fawn french. Not bacon and ham.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

****ing hell, is this still gannin? Nine ****ing pages about pies.

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[Tel (they/them)]

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What about cream pie? Anybody like a good cream pie? Not allowed on this site...

 

[Billy Death]

Well you know us man. We cn talk about owt.

When i clicked on this morning i misread it as pigs and thought. Oh billys done a thread on pigs. This could be fun but then had aweful images of nora batty and fawn french. Not bacon and ham.

http://www.not606.com/threads/o-t-pigs.175346/

I did, ages ago, lol.

 

[Commachio]

That thread didnt get the responses it deserves.

 

[Blunham Mackem]

****ing hell, is this still gannin? Nine ****ing pages about pies.

This thread should've been Stickied ages ago.

Clearly its too important to many of us to be allowed to drift down the page!