Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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As I've got older I've become less sensitive to spicy foods. What used to seem hot to me doesntcany more.

The main downside to this is that because I can tolerate hot foods going in the mouth I eat them...

... My bumhole has not become less sensitive to hot foods and so I sometimes have a burning anus.


/ because you all wanted to know
 
Milk Can said:
As I've got older I've become less sensitive to spicy foods. What used to seem hot to me doesntcany more.

The main downside to this is that because I can tolerate hot foods going in the mouth I eat them...

... My bumhole has not become less sensitive to hot foods and so I sometimes have a burning anus.


/ because you all wanted to know
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I've always been able to eat hot spicy food, still can. Never used to get a problem at the other end either but I reckon I ****ed my body up eating them causing me to get IBS. Not, the other end suffers if I have a spicy bag of crisps <laugh>
 
Gerrez said:
since most days were annual leave or bank holiday days, I was getting paid anyway ;)
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yes but you paid for the toilet paper... and flushing.

at work those are all paid for as well and feel like you are getting away with it.


I must say my son does nothing but the deer one.... and he never flushes the 3 year old terrorist.
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
yes but you paid for the toilet paper... and flushing.

at work those are all paid for as well and feel like you are getting away with it.


I must say my son does nothing but the deer one.... and he never flushes the 3 year old terrorist.
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It must be a kid thing. My kids seem to produce pellets too (and occasionally don't flush)
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
yes but you paid for the toilet paper... and flushing.

at work those are all paid for as well and feel like you are getting away with it.


I must say my son does nothing but the deer one.... and he never flushes the 3 year old terrorist.
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Toilet paper yes, not the flushing as I'm not on a meter ;)
 
The childbirth even comes with some pain that feels like tearing, that's how you know

The snake is good cos it feels like you got a ****ty tail
 
i thin kits what they are fed... greez must feed them something that binds the stuff into foot long dogs while we must feed them something that makes little pellets.

I get to see this stool every ****ing time the little ****.... even if its a log its all joined up deer pellets.


I would say diet of:

a) milk
b) carrots
c) peas
d) brocolli (if he gets it)
e) some ham (not much other meat)
f) pasta
g) toast.
h) oat porridge
i) yoghurt.

not much in the line of ceareals outside the oats, not much meat but any amount of dairy the little pooper can get his hands on.
 
Pellets generally mean less whiping but nothing better then a good long snake as well that just falls out nicely.

Can an tell if I've had a heavy carb deiet for a week as tend to get a few stickers which don't come out as easily. And involve multiple wipes.
 
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