Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

There wasn't any or if there was, I couldn't tell the difference

 

My new office chair's arrived...

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As I've got older I've become less sensitive to spicy foods. What used to seem hot to me doesntcany more.

The main downside to this is that because I can tolerate hot foods going in the mouth I eat them...

... My bumhole has not become less sensitive to hot foods and so I sometimes have a burning anus.


/ because you all wanted to know

 

I've always been able to eat hot spicy food, still can. Never used to get a problem at the other end either but I reckon I ****ed my body up eating them causing me to get IBS. Not, the other end suffers if I have a spicy bag of crisps

 

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just piss on his hammer.

 

Barman might but Spider-Man is a pussy.


Edit: batman

 

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it does feel good after 2 weeks off to be actually paid to again doesn't it.

while on sky sports app or whatever...

 

I have all those. Had a childbirth earlier today. I've pooped a greater quantitythan I've eaten today.

 

Getting paid to **** and diet, nice

 

since most days were annual leave or bank holiday days, I was getting paid anyway

 

yes but you paid for the toilet paper... and flushing.

at work those are all paid for as well and feel like you are getting away with it.


I must say my son does nothing but the deer one.... and he never flushes the 3 year old terrorist.

 

It must be a kid thing. My kids seem to produce pellets too (and occasionally don't flush)

 

Toilet paper yes, not the flushing as I'm not on a meter

 

My eldest both do logs #proudfather

 

The childbirth even comes with some pain that feels like tearing, that's how you know

The snake is good cos it feels like you got a ****ty tail

 

i thin kits what they are fed... greez must feed them something that binds the stuff into foot long dogs while we must feed them something that makes little pellets.

I get to see this stool every ****ing time the little ****.... even if its a log its all joined up deer pellets.


I would say diet of:

a) milk
b) carrots
c) peas
d) brocolli (if he gets it)
e) some ham (not much other meat)
f) pasta
g) toast.
h) oat porridge
i) yoghurt.

not much in the line of ceareals outside the oats, not much meat but any amount of dairy the little pooper can get his hands on.

 

Yes that is true the... sharp edged ones that says fibres a bad idea.

 

Pellets generally mean less whiping but nothing better then a good long snake as well that just falls out nicely.

Can an tell if I've had a heavy carb deiet for a week as tend to get a few stickers which don't come out as easily. And involve multiple wipes.