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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Jan 26, 2011.

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  1. Super G Ted'inho

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    I'd go across the street #longerbreak
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 6, 2015
  2. BBFs Unpopular View

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    This had to resurface sooner or later. Impending PL kickoff giving you the ****s? <laugh>
     
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    I work from home so have the luxury of choosing from 3 toilets, knowing the great unwashed have never been near any of them. AAAAAAAGH bliss!
     
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    Garlic Klopp, Aug 6, 2015
  4. organic red

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    I piss on compost heaps <badger>
     
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    organic red, Aug 6, 2015
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    i don't do ****s in public, i don't do ****s in public, i don't do ****s in public...

    my arse is virginal and i wear a little angelic white collar around the hole and have little angel wings on each buttock
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Aug 6, 2015
  6. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    It wasn't me :)
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 7, 2015
  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Milk asked so as mod I felt I should oblige <whistle>

    #modofthepeople
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 7, 2015
  8. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    You're a mod <yikes>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 7, 2015
  9. Milk not bear jizz

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    He's not a rocker.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 7, 2015
  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    off to open up the sewage pipe very soon down at the sewage plant

    #odour
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Aug 7, 2015

  11. Garlic Klopp

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    A religious arsehole, not the first I have heard about
     
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    Garlic Klopp, Aug 7, 2015
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    OK turdbeast, I believe you<whistle>
     
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  13. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Well if you didn't it wouldn't be difficult to prove otherwise
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 7, 2015
  14. Milk not bear jizz

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    I had Indian for lunch. Met the wifey for a lunch date.

    Came back to the office and had a nice poo but now my bum hole is on fire. Indian is the first spicy food Ibe had in a while. Surely it's too early to cause a burning bum hole less than an hour later.

    / no didn't do any weird sex things to cause a burning rump... Not this time.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 20, 2015
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    Which end did you put the curry in ?<whistle>


    <laugh>
     
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    Be serious... I was in a restaurant.


    ... I only stick in my bum when I get takeaway.<cheers>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 20, 2015
  17. moreinjuredthanowen

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    soundsed nice on firs tline.

    I had this indian resturant about oh.... 45mins from where i was working inthe states and we went down 3/4 times and got vindaloo and it wasn't firey like at home.

    But.... its NEVER too early if your body says.. get this out get this out... it moves

    I actually had a funny occurance myself with grapefruit..

    the wife is on slimming world.. very popular over here with this eat fruit and no syns diet.. which means i get to eat sehdloads on... anyway.. she got superspeed grapefruit

    I ate ONE slice... my 3 year old sucked on a slice.

    I literally ran to the toilet and had runny poo not 5 mins later and he shat the bed that night.... no ****ing lie.

    It ran through us.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Aug 20, 2015
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    Spicey food will do that alright. Your bowels are ful of water and the spicey stuff has no problem making it's way to the head of the queue and demanding to be let through<laugh>
     
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  19. Super G Ted'inho

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    Had a **** in Warrington today, in a pub called The Cheese #classic
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 23, 2015
  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Only thing is you didn't do it in the toilets
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Sep 23, 2015
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