Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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Milk. said:
The building currently has 4. They're tearing down 3 so they can cram more of us in the building.

Not sure which lucky sod gets the cube where the toilet once stood. I've seen movies where homes are built on ancient native American burial grounds. The natives came back and haunted them. What happens when a cube is built on an ancient pooping ground?

As for legality... Don't know. Doesn't seem right. Sure. There's toilets in the main building but will have to cross a street and a large multistory parking deck to get to them.

In rush hour with a tropical storm overhead I don't want to cross a busy street to take a dump.
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I'd go across the street [HASHTAG]#longerbreak[/HASHTAG]
 
Garlic Bread said:
I work from home so have the luxury of choosing from 3 toilets, knowing the great unwashed have never been near any of them. AAAAAAAGH bliss!
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i don't do ****s in public, i don't do ****s in public, i don't do ****s in public...

my arse is virginal and i wear a little angelic white collar around the hole and have little angel wings on each buttock
 
I had Indian for lunch. Met the wifey for a lunch date.

Came back to the office and had a nice poo but now my bum hole is on fire. Indian is the first spicy food Ibe had in a while. Surely it's too early to cause a burning bum hole less than an hour later.

/ no didn't do any weird sex things to cause a burning rump... Not this time.
 
Milk Can said:
I had Indian for lunch. Met the wifey for a lunch date.

Came back to the office and had a nice poo but now my bum hole is on fire. Indian is the first spicy food Ibe had in a while. Surely it's too early to cause a burning bum hole less than an hour later.

/ no didn't do any weird sex things to cause a burning rump... Not this time.
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Which end did you put the curry in ?<whistle>


<laugh>
 
Milk Can said:
I had Indian for lunch. Met the wifey for a lunch date.

Came back to the office and had a nice poo but now my bum hole is on fire. Indian is the first spicy food Ibe had in a while. Surely it's too early to cause a burning bum hole less than an hour later.

/ no didn't do any weird sex things to cause a burning rump... Not this time.
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soundsed nice on firs tline.

I had this indian resturant about oh.... 45mins from where i was working inthe states and we went down 3/4 times and got vindaloo and it wasn't firey like at home.

But.... its NEVER too early if your body says.. get this out get this out... it moves

I actually had a funny occurance myself with grapefruit..

the wife is on slimming world.. very popular over here with this eat fruit and no syns diet.. which means i get to eat sehdloads on... anyway.. she got superspeed grapefruit

I ate ONE slice... my 3 year old sucked on a slice.

I literally ran to the toilet and had runny poo not 5 mins later and he shat the bed that night.... no ****ing lie.

It ran through us.
 
Spicey food will do that alright. Your bowels are ful of water and the spicey stuff has no problem making it's way to the head of the queue and demanding to be let through<laugh>
 
Had a **** in Warrington today, in a pub called The Cheese [HASHTAG]#classic[/HASHTAG]
 
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