Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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Zingy said:
I always have a **** in work, saves a fortune in toilet paper at home and I worked it out that I earn roughly £7-8 whilst I'm on the ****ter. <ok>
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Got one of those bidet toilet seats... shoots a jet at 90mph up your crack... does the job! <ok> Only need toilet paper to dry off.
 
&#8220;It all started with an enquiry from a nurse,&#8221; Dr Karl Kruszelnicki told listeners to his science phone-in show on the Triple J radio station in Brisbane. &#8220;She wanted to know whether she was contaminating the operating theatre she worked in by quietly farting in the sterile environment during operations, and I realised that I didn&#8217;t know. But I was determined to find out.&#8221;

Dr Kruszelnicki then described the method by which he had established whether human flatus was germ-laden, or merely malodorous. &#8220;I contacted Luke Tennent, a microbiologist in Canberra, and together we devised an experiment. He asked a colleague to break wind directly onto two Petri dishes from a distance of 5 centimetres, first fully clothed, then with his trousers down. Then he observed what happened. Overnight, the second Petri dish sprouted visible lumps of two types of bacteria that are usually found only in the gut and on the skin. But the flatus which had passed through clothing caused no bacteria to sprout, which suggests that clothing acts as a filter.

Our deduction is that the enteric zone in the second Petri dish was caused by the flatus itself, and the splatter ring around that was caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted it onto the dish. It seems, therefore, that flatus can cause infection if the emitter is naked, but not if he or she is clothed. But the results of the experiment should not be considered alarming, because neither type of bacterium is harmful. In fact, they&#8217;re similar to the &#8216;friendly&#8217; bacteria found in yoghurt.

Our final conclusion? Don&#8217;t fart naked near food. All right, it&#8217;s not rocket science. But then again, maybe it is?
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So, the question is, do you sit or stand....?



German court rules that men can urinate while standing

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A court in Germany has ruled in favour of a man's right to urinate while standing up after his landlord demanded money for damage to the bathroom floor.
The landlord, who was seeking €1,900 (£1400; $2,200), claimed the marble floor had been damaged by urine.
But the Duesseldorf judge ruled that the man's method was within cultural norms, saying "urinating standing up is still common practice".
There is some debate in Germany about whether men should sit or stand to pee.
Some toilets have red traffic-style signs forbidding the standing position - but those who choose to sit are often referred to as a "Sitzpinkler", implying it is not masculine behaviour.
Judge Stefan Hank agreed with an expert's report that uric acid had caused some damage to the bathroom's floor.
But concluding, he said men who insist on standing "must expect occasional rows with housemates, especially women" but cannot be held to account for collateral damage.
"Despite growing domestication of men in this matter, urinating while standing up is still common practice," he added.
 
What 'man' sits down for a number one??

Only time it's acceptable to sit down when watering the bowl is if you're doubling up with a piss and poop. These come in many forms but are usually the result of getting the urge to do both around the same time, so the sit is necessitated to avoid any accidental evacuations whilst the planned for evacuation is occurring.

Of course the best situation for the piss and poop is when you're desperate for both. After a long car ride for example, or if a meeting has overrun. Then you can just let it all hang out.

Got to stop. Got a torpedo in the tube :emoticon-0121-angry
 
I sit down nearly every time. Why stand up when you can sit...? [HASHTAG]#lazy[/HASHTAG]
 
[QUOTE="RedLadllana, post: 7530383, member: 1027268"What] 'man' sits down for a number one??

Only time it's acceptable to sit down when watering the bowl is if you're doubling up with a piss and poop. These come in many forms but are usually the result of getting the urge to do both around the same time, so the sit is necessitated to avoid any accidental evacuations whilst the planned for evacuation is occurring.

Of course the best situation for the piss and poop is when you're desperate for both. After a long car ride for example, or if a meeting has overrun. Then you can just let it all hang out.

Got to stop. Got a torpedo in the tube :emoticon-0121-angry[/QUOTE]


Greez <laugh>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
[QUOTE="RedLadllana, post: 7530383, member: 1027268"What] 'man' sits down for a number one??

Only time it's acceptable to sit down when watering the bowl is if you're doubling up with a piss and poop. These come in many forms but are usually the result of getting the urge to do both around the same time, so the sit is necessitated to avoid any accidental evacuations whilst the planned for evacuation is occurring.

Of course the best situation for the piss and poop is when you're desperate for both. After a long car ride for example, or if a meeting has overrun. Then you can just let it all hang out.

Got to stop. Got a torpedo in the tube :emoticon-0121-angry
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Greez <laugh>[/QUOTE]


I'm glad this thread is back. I was thinking of finding it a week or so ago but then said a f it.. i go have a dump instead

For me I am not sure if you can actually go have a dump without a pee... can you? I am sure a least some pee must occur.

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now... re: sitting down... this is all part of the philosophy... if you don't sit you cannot read, check interent on phone or whatever to avoid people. sitting down is about me time... not about ****ing ****ting.

The question is having a proper work toilet or not. I had a proper work toilet but now do not. I have a clue as to when they are cleaned post break times for the plebs.. then i go.

In the dim past i used to work at a place were we put in executive toilets and then the group we put them in for ****ed off (marketing ****s) s they were never used and i had my personal throne.
 
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