Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

Thanks for resurrecting this midden of bollocks

 

That was your 271st comment on this thread though. the second most with third being over 100 comments behind

 

Getting paid to as we speak. Multitasking here

 

FGR


PS...I'm eating my lunch as I'm reading this

 

I get paid every Sunday I work

 

FFS

 

please log in to view this image

 

Wha?

#obvioustypo

 

Got one of those bidet toilet seats... shoots a jet at 90mph up your crack... does the job! Only need toilet paper to dry off.

 

Paid visit in progress

 

.

 

Can feel one descending as I type... not long now

 

Bump for Sky and JB

 

So, the question is, do you sit or stand....?



German court rules that men can urinate while standing

please log in to view this image

A court in Germany has ruled in favour of a man's right to urinate while standing up after his landlord demanded money for damage to the bathroom floor.
The landlord, who was seeking €1,900 (£1400; $2,200), claimed the marble floor had been damaged by urine.
But the Duesseldorf judge ruled that the man's method was within cultural norms, saying "urinating standing up is still common practice".
There is some debate in Germany about whether men should sit or stand to pee.
Some toilets have red traffic-style signs forbidding the standing position - but those who choose to sit are often referred to as a "Sitzpinkler", implying it is not masculine behaviour.
Judge Stefan Hank agreed with an expert's report that uric acid had caused some damage to the bathroom's floor.
But concluding, he said men who insist on standing "must expect occasional rows with housemates, especially women" but cannot be held to account for collateral damage.
"Despite growing domestication of men in this matter, urinating while standing up is still common practice," he added.

 

What 'man' sits down for a number one??

Only time it's acceptable to sit down when watering the bowl is if you're doubling up with a piss and poop. These come in many forms but are usually the result of getting the urge to do both around the same time, so the sit is necessitated to avoid any accidental evacuations whilst the planned for evacuation is occurring.

Of course the best situation for the piss and poop is when you're desperate for both. After a long car ride for example, or if a meeting has overrun. Then you can just let it all hang out.

Got to stop. Got a torpedo in the tube

 

I sit down nearly every time. Why stand up when you can sit...? #lazy

 

[QUOTE="RedLadllana, post: 7530383, member: 1027268"What] 'man' sits down for a number one??

Only time it's acceptable to sit down when watering the bowl is if you're doubling up with a piss and poop. These come in many forms but are usually the result of getting the urge to do both around the same time, so the sit is necessitated to avoid any accidental evacuations whilst the planned for evacuation is occurring.

Of course the best situation for the piss and poop is when you're desperate for both. After a long car ride for example, or if a meeting has overrun. Then you can just let it all hang out.

Got to stop. Got a torpedo in the tube [/QUOTE]


Greez

 

Is that at home or all toilets? Id try and avoid sitting even when having a **** in a public loo

 

Home and work, wouldn't sit anywhere else

 

Greez [/QUOTE]


I'm glad this thread is back. I was thinking of finding it a week or so ago but then said a f it.. i go have a dump instead

For me I am not sure if you can actually go have a dump without a pee... can you? I am sure a least some pee must occur.

..............

now... re: sitting down... this is all part of the philosophy... if you don't sit you cannot read, check interent on phone or whatever to avoid people. sitting down is about me time... not about ****ing ****ting.

The question is having a proper work toilet or not. I had a proper work toilet but now do not. I have a clue as to when they are cleaned post break times for the plebs.. then i go.

In the dim past i used to work at a place were we put in executive toilets and then the group we put them in for ****ed off (marketing ****s) s they were never used and i had my personal throne.