Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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I did wonder about that part of the post... Surely when ****ting you have a piss as well don't you <laugh>
 
The ****ter is a escape. Always take at least fifteen minutes at work lol
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
Greez <laugh>
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I'm glad this thread is back. I was thinking of finding it a week or so ago but then said a f it.. i go have a dump instead

For me I am not sure if you can actually go have a dump without a pee... can you? I am sure a least some pee must occur.

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now... re: sitting down... this is all part of the philosophy... if you don't sit you cannot read, check interent on phone or whatever to avoid people. sitting down is about me time... not about ****ing ****ting.

The question is having a proper work toilet or not. I had a proper work toilet but now do not. I have a clue as to when they are cleaned post break times for the plebs.. then i go.

In the dim past i used to work at a place were we put in executive toilets and then the group we put them in for ****ed off (marketing ****s) s they were never used and i had my personal throne.[/QUOTE]

Exactly. I'll not sit on a public toilet, or at least try my best not to, unless it's really about to unload. Even then you're reluctant in places like train stations and services. Places I've worked i've always known when they'd have just been cleaned so would coincide sit-down visits accordingly.
 
InBiscanWeTrust said:
Bump for milk <ok>
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Thanks! I like a good bumping.

I'm scared. They're building a new tower at work and so the building I'm in is being demolished.

I'm being moved to a little building with 48 other people (hopefully temporarily... Losing my office going to a cube).

48 people in cubes... # of toilets... 1.

Plenty of people in my office regularly take 15 minute @poop breaks. I don't see how this could possibly work.

I may need to install a litter box in my cube.
 
Milk. said:
Thanks! I like a good bumping.

I'm scared. They're building a new tower at work and so the building I'm in is being demolished.

I'm being moved to a little building with 48 other people (hopefully temporarily... Losing my office going to a cube).

48 people in cubes... # of toilets... 1.

Plenty of people in my office regularly take 15 minute @poop breaks. I don't see how this could possibly work.

I may need to install a litter box in my cube.
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surely it's against some kind of rule to only have 1 toilet in the office?!
 
Milk. said:
Thanks! I like a good bumping.

I'm scared. They're building a new tower at work and so the building I'm in is being demolished.

I'm being moved to a little building with 48 other people (hopefully temporarily... Losing my office going to a cube).

48 people in cubes... # of toilets... 1.

Plenty of people in my office regularly take 15 minute @poop breaks. I don't see how this could possibly work.

I may need to install a litter box in my cube.
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Tricky. You obviously don't want to go immediately after someone else as that prevents a major health risk but leave it too long and someone else gets there first.

When you see is free you need to lock it from the outside and give it ten minutes to air before use. Maybe a out of order sign?
 
InBiscanWeTrust said:
surely it's against some kind of rule to only have 1 toilet in the office?!
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The building currently has 4. They're tearing down 3 so they can cram more of us in the building.

Not sure which lucky sod gets the cube where the toilet once stood. I've seen movies where homes are built on ancient native American burial grounds. The natives came back and haunted them. What happens when a cube is built on an ancient pooping ground?

As for legality... Don't know. Doesn't seem right. Sure. There's toilets in the main building but will have to cross a street and a large multistory parking deck to get to them.

In rush hour with a tropical storm overhead I don't want to cross a busy street to take a dump.
 
We have 4 floors and a male and female toilet on each. In each male one there are 2 urinals and 2 cubical a so pretty good.

Only problem is is the toilets are deadly quiet, you can hear a pin sized **** drop!
 
InBiscanWeTrust said:
We have 4 floors and a male and female toilet on each. In each male one there are 2 urinals and 2 cubical a so pretty good.

Only problem is is the toilets are deadly quiet, you can hear a pin sized **** drop!
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We have 13 people in our building currently and 4 toilet stalls (3 men's and one women's... Only two women in our building).

All the buildings being demolished for the new tower are being merged into one across the street (no idea where the people already there are going).

There is a bank next door. I might have to make frequent deposits.


Going from 3 people per stall to 49 people per stall. Pretty drastic.


No idea how temporary this is. How long does it take to build a 20 something floor tower and a new multistory parking lot? I think I'll be in toilet purgatory at least a year.
 
We have two male, one female with two cubicles, a separate disabled toilet and then a further unisex toilet. There can be anything from one to a hundred people in the building. Only more than thirty or forty on rate occasions though
 
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