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Morningwood not after sex rubberheads<doh> Doesn't matter when you have sex it still goes off like a garden sprinkler<laugh>

As for morningwood problem, a quick glance as a pic of Gerrez other half kills that ****er right off and problem solved<ok>
 
As of last week, I am no longer with my girlfriend of 4 1/2 years.

It has now occurred to me that we did not once have morning sex. I knew there was a reason why I became unhappy!

#gotboring
 
Despite their lethargic reputations, snails can travel at a relatively speedy one metre per hour, say researchers.

By attaching multicoloured LED lights, the scientists were able to track their movements over a 24-hour period.

The gastropods were fast enough to explore the length of an average UK garden in a single night.

But scientists are worried that the fast-moving snails are spreading a parasite that is deadly for dogs


So it appears that Snails are pacey?! Who would have thought it...
 
Worth a watch, could save lives...

[video=youtube;pYcv6odWfTM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYcv6odWfTM&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

Seriously though, I tried this and I swear I got rid of stuff that's been stuck up there for years. <yikes>
 
Zingy said:
Worth a watch, could save lives...

[video=youtube;pYcv6odWfTM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYcv6odWfTM&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

Seriously though, I tried this and I swear I got rid of stuff that's been stuck up there for years. <yikes>
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Had another one of these last night, feel rejuvenated today. Came out like an air to sea missile, I had to check to make sure my intestines weren't hanging out. Highly recommend it. <ok>
 
Zingy said:
Worth a watch, could save lives...

[video=youtube;pYcv6odWfTM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYcv6odWfTM&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

Seriously though, I tried this and I swear I got rid of stuff that's been stuck up there for years. <yikes>
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Good vid with simple,basic advice.Here is an extract from a book I'm reading at the mo.
(actually a book I use for reference on an on-going basis)

'When sitting on a toilet,the lower end of the descending colon is bent,requiring a major
muscular effort to evacuate the bowels.The strain of this effort can burst or clog the minute
capillairies that feed the anal sphincter,causing haemorroids to form there.When squatting,the
colon aligns itself naturally with the rectum and anus,which opens completely and effortlessly
in the squatting posture.In this manner,no strain is required for evacuation.You will pass much
more faeces in a single squatting than you could possibly pass in a single sitting'

And so it goes on in more detail.

You won't necessarily need one of the little stools (<whistle>) they recommend.
Simply lift the toilet seat and put your feet on the rim of the inner seat to give yourself a
natural squatting position.You will be surprised how this simple method can make a big
difference.

Happy ***ting <ok>
 
organic red said:
Good vid with simple,basic advice.Here is an extract from a book I'm reading at the mo.
(actually a book I use for reference on an on-going basis)

'When sitting on a toilet,the lower end of the descending colon is bent,requiring a major
muscular effort to evacuate the bowels.The strain of this effort can burst or clog the minute
capillairies that feed the anal sphincter,causing haemorroids to form there.When squatting,the
colon aligns itself naturally with the rectum and anus,which opens completely and effortlessly
in the squatting posture.In this manner,no strain is required for evacuation.You will pass much
more faeces in a single squatting than you could possibly pass in a single sitting'

And so it goes on in more detail.

You won't necessarily need one of the little stools (<whistle>) they recommend.
Simply lift the toilet seat and put your feet on the rim of the inner seat to give yourself a
natural squatting position.You will be surprised how this simple method can make a big
difference.

Happy ***ting <ok>
Click to expand...

Rep: bandit:
 
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