Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

I notice you've chosen not to answer any of the vital questions

 

I answered the morning sex one

Technique is obvious, just go in the ****ing bath

 

nice

 

You could probably just ride it to wherever you were going, might take a while though!

 

Gerrez likes 4 because he has 4 thumbs Great for using two mobile devices and two accounts at once. He can get real time contrary with himself

 

Morningwood not after sex rubberheads Doesn't matter when you have sex it still goes off like a garden sprinkler

As for morningwood problem, a quick glance as a pic of Gerrez other half kills that ****er right off and problem solved

 

As of last week, I am no longer with my girlfriend of 4 1/2 years.

It has now occurred to me that we did not once have morning sex. I knew there was a reason why I became unhappy!

#gotboring

 

Only you needed to be awake for morning sex

 

Congratulations.

 

Despite their lethargic reputations, snails can travel at a relatively speedy one metre per hour, say researchers.

By attaching multicoloured LED lights, the scientists were able to track their movements over a 24-hour period.

The gastropods were fast enough to explore the length of an average UK garden in a single night.

But scientists are worried that the fast-moving snails are spreading a parasite that is deadly for dogs


So it appears that Snails are pacey?! Who would have thought it...

 

Worth a watch, could save lives...

[video=youtube;pYcv6odWfTM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYcv6odWfTM&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

Seriously though, I tried this and I swear I got rid of stuff that's been stuck up there for years.

 

Who knew I'd been ****ting wrong all my life

 

Girls don't fart or turd. Had a bit of pain when I went this morning, like each piece was putting pressure on a nerve or something. No blood though.

 

Had another one of these last night, feel rejuvenated today. Came out like an air to sea missile, I had to check to make sure my intestines weren't hanging out. Highly recommend it.

 

FFS

 

Freebie but it truly ****ing stinks. Its even making me gag!!!

 

Send it to United for tomorrow.

 

Good vid with simple,basic advice.Here is an extract from a book I'm reading at the mo.
(actually a book I use for reference on an on-going basis)

'When sitting on a toilet,the lower end of the descending colon is bent,requiring a major
muscular effort to evacuate the bowels.The strain of this effort can burst or clog the minute
capillairies that feed the anal sphincter,causing haemorroids to form there.When squatting,the
colon aligns itself naturally with the rectum and anus,which opens completely and effortlessly
in the squatting posture.In this manner,no strain is required for evacuation.You will pass much
more faeces in a single squatting than you could possibly pass in a single sitting'

And so it goes on in more detail.

You won't necessarily need one of the little stools () they recommend.
Simply lift the toilet seat and put your feet on the rim of the inner seat to give yourself a
natural squatting position.You will be surprised how this simple method can make a big
difference.

Happy ***ting

 

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