Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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That Magic Assist By Luis Suarez:3949431 said:
Lovely image of Gerrez squatting over the toilet taking a **** while watching the Europa league draw and typing on his phone. Lavvvly.
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That is almost spot on...I was offloading, I was typing on phone and I was reading about the Europa League draw <laugh>
 
I think this thread needs some new motivation, it seems to have gone a little stale so...


Do you stand up or sit down to wipe...?
 
We've got one of those fu<king cylinder bog roll dispensers where the roll is confined with a plastic mounting. It's a twat when it snaps inside and you can't get at the roll. It takes so long to have a crap that the MD must think I'm ****ing in there <ok>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
We've got one of those fu<king cylinder bog roll dispensers where the roll is confined with a plastic mounting. It's a twat when it snaps inside and you can't get at the roll. It takes so long to have a crap that the MD must think I'm ****ing in there <ok>
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am sure the thought of you ****ing is the last thing on his mind.. unless he has a penchant for big breasted men.. <ok>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
We've got one of those fu<king cylinder bog roll dispensers where the roll is confined with a plastic mounting. It's a twat when it snaps inside and you can't get at the roll. It takes so long to have a crap that the MD must think I'm ****ing in there <ok>
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Are you :huh:
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
We've got one of those fu<king cylinder bog roll dispensers where the roll is confined with a plastic mounting. It's a twat when it snaps inside and you can't get at the roll. It takes so long to have a crap that the MD must think I'm ****ing in there <ok>
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That's the christmas spirit. Getting into the thread now I see. <ok>
 
I have sit down wee's all the time, less risky with the phone that way <ok>
 
You don't get shouted at for leaving the toilet seat up because you don't need to have the toilet seat up in the first place. <ok>
 
Zingy:3951892 said:
You don't get shouted at for leaving the toilet seat up because you don't need to have the toilet seat up in the first place. <ok>
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I don't get shouted at anyway because I wear the trousers <whistle>
 
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