1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Jan 26, 2011.

?

Bring Back the Snails>

  1. Bring back the snails

  2. don't bring back the snails

Multiple votes are allowed.
Results are only viewable after voting.
Page 7 of 105
  1. Cantbearsedwithnot606now

    Cantbearsedwithnot606now Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2012
    Messages:
    415
    Likes Received:
    216
    A lad at my last place took this idea too far and started nipping off to the gents to have a tug and a splash. He got a bit slack once and didn't even bother closing the cubicle door. The gaffer walked in and caught him having a hand shandy. Pretty sure he didn't reach the vinegar strokes on that one. He quit out of embarrassment.

    I used to get paid to ****, visited the sperm bank when I was a student. Got £20 a pot for it. Worth its weight in gold is that stuff. I was making money hand over fist. I feel bad thinking of times I've done the four knuckle shuffle for free. all that money that has literally slipped through my fingers. I've probably doubled as much money up the wall as Kenny did when he got downing in.
     
    #121
    Cantbearsedwithnot606now, Dec 21, 2012
  2. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    You're going to have lots of 'knocks at the door' in eighteen or less years since the law was changed too <yikes>
     
    #122
    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 21, 2012
  3. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Voluntary deposits just don't match up...
     
    #123
    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 23, 2012
  4. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    First things first...
     
    #124
    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 25, 2012
  5. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Missing these bad boys...
     
    #125
    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 27, 2012
  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    19,854
    Likes Received:
    3,299
    Had one at 4.40pm. Just enough time for a paid visit. Needed to get it out otherwise I would have wasted 15 mins of unpaid home time.
     
    #126
    Zingy, Dec 27, 2012
  7. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Good work agent zingy <ok>
     
    #127
    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 27, 2012
  8. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    19,854
    Likes Received:
    3,299
    Unexpected paid visit under way. I felt rough as **** last night in bed, I have to be honest... I didn't know which end it was going to come out on the way to the toilet just now. <ok>
     
    #128
    Zingy, Dec 28, 2012
  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,839
    I didn't wish to know about any of that.
     
    #129
    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 28, 2012
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,839
    Nice of you to pass whatever it is you've got onto your workmates <doh>
     
    #130
    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 28, 2012

  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    19,854
    Likes Received:
    3,299
    If it is something dodgy, they're the ****s that gave it to me in the first place. <ok>
     
    #131
    Zingy, Dec 28, 2012
  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,839
    Fair enough <ok>
     
    #132
    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 28, 2012
  13. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Yet you took the time to sit and read it <doh>
     
    #133
    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 28, 2012
  14. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    If it comes out the wrong end then you'll have to make a new thread, there isn't one for that **** <ok>
     
    #134
    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 28, 2012
  15. Cantbearsedwithnot606now

    Cantbearsedwithnot606now Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2012
    Messages:
    415
    Likes Received:
    216
    I've wondered about that, I signed up to have my landing party used for research rather than baby making, but you never do know.
     
    #135
    Cantbearsedwithnot606now, Dec 28, 2012
  16. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Rodgers...?
     
    #136
    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 30, 2012
  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,839
    I've just had a paid one. There are three of us in the office and it's dead as fu<k. We're all hoping the MD calls any minute and tells us we can go at 1.00 pm <doh>
     
    #137
    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 31, 2012
  18. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Fixed <ok>
     
    #138
    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 31, 2012
  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,839
    What's 'fixed'?
     
    #139
    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 31, 2012
  20. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2011
    Messages:
    1,407
    Likes Received:
    122
    It's a ****ing rip off!
     
    #140
    Radio Klopp, Dec 31, 2012
Page 7 of 105
: trev leased monocle to impress tory candidate, unmodded whatsapp boils kevins blood, dev severs ties with tobin family, Nipples are good

Share This Page