Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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A lad at my last place took this idea too far and started nipping off to the gents to have a tug and a splash. He got a bit slack once and didn't even bother closing the cubicle door. The gaffer walked in and caught him having a hand shandy. Pretty sure he didn't reach the vinegar strokes on that one. He quit out of embarrassment.

I used to get paid to ****, visited the sperm bank when I was a student. Got £20 a pot for it. Worth its weight in gold is that stuff. I was making money hand over fist. I feel bad thinking of times I've done the four knuckle shuffle for free. all that money that has literally slipped through my fingers. I've probably doubled as much money up the wall as Kenny did when he got downing in.
 
TPFKA Campbell:3955265 said:

You're going to have lots of 'knocks at the door' in eighteen or less years since the law was changed too <yikes>
 
Had one at 4.40pm. Just enough time for a paid visit. Needed to get it out otherwise I would have wasted 15 mins of unpaid home time.
 
Zingy:3977317 said:
Had one at 4.40pm. Just enough time for a paid visit. Needed to get it out otherwise I would have wasted 15 mins of unpaid home time.

Good work agent zingy <ok>
 
Unexpected paid visit under way. I felt rough as **** last night in bed, I have to be honest... I didn't know which end it was going to come out on the way to the toilet just now. <ok>
 
A lad at my last place took this idea too far and started nipping off to the gents to have a tug and a splash. He got a bit slack once and didn't even bother closing the cubicle door. The gaffer walked in and caught him having a hand shandy. Pretty sure he didn't reach the vinegar strokes on that one. He quit out of embarrassment.

I used to get paid to ****, visited the sperm bank when I was a student. Got £20 a pot for it. Worth its weight in gold is that stuff. I was making money hand over fist. I feel bad thinking of times I've done the four knuckle shuffle for free. all that money that has literally slipped through my fingers. I've probably doubled as much money up the wall as Kenny did when he got downing in.

I didn't wish to know about any of that.
 
Red Hadron Collider:3979632 said:
Unexpected paid visit under way. I felt rough as **** last night in bed, I have to be honest... I didn't know which end it was going to come out on the way to the toilet just now. <ok>

Nice of you to pass whatever it is you've got onto your workmates <doh>

If it is something dodgy, they're the ****s that gave it to me in the first place. <ok>
 
Zingy:3979441 said:
Unexpected paid visit under way. I felt rough as **** last night in bed, I have to be honest... I didn't know which end it was going to come out on the way to the toilet just now. <ok>

If it comes out the wrong end then you'll have to make a new thread, there isn't one for that **** <ok>