A lad at my last place took this idea too far and started nipping off to the gents to have a tug and a splash. He got a bit slack once and didn't even bother closing the cubicle door. The gaffer walked in and caught him having a hand shandy. Pretty sure he didn't reach the vinegar strokes on that one. He quit out of embarrassment.
I used to get paid to ****, visited the sperm bank when I was a student. Got £20 a pot for it. Worth its weight in gold is that stuff. I was making money hand over fist. I feel bad thinking of times I've done the four knuckle shuffle for free. all that money that has literally slipped through my fingers. I've probably doubled as much money up the wall as Kenny did when he got downing in.
I used to get paid to ****, visited the sperm bank when I was a student. Got £20 a pot for it. Worth its weight in gold is that stuff. I was making money hand over fist. I feel bad thinking of times I've done the four knuckle shuffle for free. all that money that has literally slipped through my fingers. I've probably doubled as much money up the wall as Kenny did when he got downing in.
