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Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Jan 26, 2011.

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  1. Super G Ted'inho

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    That is almost spot on...I was offloading, I was typing on phone and I was reading about the Europa League draw <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 20, 2012
  2. Super G Ted'inho

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    I think this thread needs some new motivation, it seems to have gone a little stale so...


    Do you stand up or sit down to wipe...?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 20, 2012
  3. Zingy

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    Had another **** earlier. Too much of the cheap bog roll has taken its toll. My arsehole is inflamed.
     
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    Zingy, Dec 20, 2012
  4. BCR

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    Got one brewing now, think the second coffee will do the trick.
     
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    BCR, Dec 20, 2012
  5. Super G Ted'inho

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    I ran out <yikes>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 20, 2012
  6. Sweats

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    I'm dropping the kids off as I type..

    Though technically I'm paying myself to do so.
     
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    Sweats, Dec 20, 2012
  7. Red Hadron Collider

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    Both <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 20, 2012
  8. Red Hadron Collider

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    We've got one of those fu<king cylinder bog roll dispensers where the roll is confined with a plastic mounting. It's a twat when it snaps inside and you can't get at the roll. It takes so long to have a crap that the MD must think I'm ****ing in there <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 20, 2012
  9. Sweats

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    am sure the thought of you ****ing is the last thing on his mind.. unless he has a penchant for big breasted men.. <ok>
     
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    Sweats, Dec 20, 2012
  10. Super G Ted'inho

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    Are you :huh:
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 20, 2012

  11. Red Hadron Collider

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    No. Are you?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 20, 2012
  12. BCR

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    Yes, yes I am.

    Wait you weren't talking to me? ****! <yikes>
     
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    BCR, Dec 20, 2012
  13. Super G Ted'inho

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    I'm going to say no...<whistle>

    <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 20, 2012
  14. Zingy

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    That's the christmas spirit. Getting into the thread now I see. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Dec 20, 2012
  15. Sweats

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    I'm having a sit down wee.
     
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    Sweats, Dec 20, 2012
  16. Zingy

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    So underrated. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Dec 20, 2012
  17. Sweats

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    Indeed they are chap. Also less messy and less stressful. All in all better.
     
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    Sweats, Dec 20, 2012
  18. Super G Ted'inho

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    I have sit down wee's all the time, less risky with the phone that way <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 20, 2012
  19. Zingy

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    You don't get shouted at for leaving the toilet seat up because you don't need to have the toilet seat up in the first place. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Dec 20, 2012
  20. Super G Ted'inho

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    I don't get shouted at anyway because I wear the trousers <whistle>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 21, 2012
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