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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    After a 90 minute lunch hour (farewell lunch to team member who is going to another team) I'm enjoy a not-606 poo break. And then I'm leaving early today to pack my daughter up for space camp.
     
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  2. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Bumped but not by me, again
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    But you just bumped it with that reply.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    2nd afternoon poop... Although this one is mainly gas.
     
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  5. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Poor effort, must try harder -D
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Before or after lunch? Decisions...
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Before and after? Treat yourself.
     
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    No decision... do both!!!
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What the **** is that? <yikes>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's an educational camp run by NASA for kids. They teach the kids about the space program have a few fun apparatus to simulate zero g force. They get to stay at NASA's Huntsville Alabama location. Lot of fun.
     
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    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Watch out for Pedonauts!!
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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    Astronauts that walk a lot? :huh:
     
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    Currently ****ting but it's a freebie as I'm off today... :(
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Just about to head to the drop zone. May have a ciggy first <ok>
     
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    When did you join in with this thread? <yikes>
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    My bowel movements are like clockwork. But recently my body clock changed to wanting a **** in the morning after I wake up, I blame daylight saving. Which is bad because it makes it difficult to not **** myself before I'm on paid time. Especially if I have my morning coffee before I leave the house.

    #realproblems
     
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    Morning, mid-afternoon and evening every day. Someone squeeze a midday **** in there too ;)
     
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    I struggle to squeeze out a measly stringy nugget of turd early on but I know that if I don't get it out by nearly haemorrhaging and forcing it out before leaving the house I'll be sat in traffic on the way to the office turtle heading nursing a full on fountain of fudge 20 minutes later
     
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  20. Zanjinho

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    Freebies all day today...
     
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