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  1. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Zanjino finds it easier to poo in his drawers
     
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  2. Zanjinho

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    @InBiscanWeTrust...:bandit:
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Third time today.

    (Indian Buffet at lunch responsible for #2 and #3)
     
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  4. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Had an Indian last night, still regular as clockwork.

    #gutsofsteel
     
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  5. Angry_Physics

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    YUSSSS This thread, love it, now that I get paid to <laugh>
     
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    Same here, cept when I am stressed, then I get sudden fever like temp increase the next morning followed by all my organs ending up in the toilet bowl <yikes>
     
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    No gaming thread and I am going to explode.. Fallout 4 VR on the Vive, addicted.
     
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    Just realised I've not had a **** today...<yikes>
     
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  9. terrifictraore

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    Feck me phone an ambulance, surely thats not normal?

    PS unless you are a woman, they have strange shyting routines so in that case you are probably ok, you just need to have three shredded wheat with a load of real sugar on for supper.

    PPS this is not medical advice and i take no responsibility for any unusual outcomes.
     
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  10. Angry_Physics

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    Were you sitting down a lot today? #gravity
     
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  11. Angry_Physics

    Angry_Physics Well-Known Member

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    or stop putting objects in his butt :bandit:
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Normally I don't **** until normally right after I've eaten the first food of the day, it's cool, it's like I can control my ****ting schedule
     
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  13. terrifictraore

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    Hopefully we can all control our shyting unless we are under 5 or over 80 yrs of age
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

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    This is obviously karma for making up the entire gerrez died on the ****ter story old son.

    It would have to be a giant olive you swallowed whole if it's 3cm square surely so its probably just the lining of your large intestine being shat out.

    Are you a chronic user of laxatives?
     
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    See a doctor you dopey **** instead of asking us halfwits <laugh>
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

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    should have brought the the poo soup with him.
     
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    With respect to Ronnie Barker et al, if it hurts when you do it , the simple solution is dont do it!
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

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    Never use laxatives. Never needed to. I always poop at least once a day.
     
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    Well that was months ago now and I'm still alive. Never found out what it was.
     
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  20. Angry_Physics

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    Talking about the thing you say happens twice a year.. not the black knuckle you shat out <laugh>

    if you eat pizza like I do, anything could be on there and I scarp it down too fast to even notice <yikes>
     
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