Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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After a 90 minute lunch hour (farewell lunch to team member who is going to another team) I'm enjoy a not-606 poo break. And then I'm leaving early today to pack my daughter up for space camp.
 
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My bowel movements are like clockwork. But recently my body clock changed to wanting a **** in the morning after I wake up, I blame daylight saving. Which is bad because it makes it difficult to not **** myself before I'm on paid time. Especially if I have my morning coffee before I leave the house.

[HASHTAG]#realproblems[/HASHTAG]
 
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My bowel movements are like clockwork. But recently my body clock changed to wanting a **** in the morning after I wake up, I blame daylight saving. Which is bad because it makes it difficult to not **** myself before I'm on paid time. Especially if I have my morning coffee before I leave the house.

[HASHTAG]#realproblems[/HASHTAG]

Morning, mid-afternoon and evening every day. Someone squeeze a midday **** in there too ;)
 
[HASHTAG]#bumped[/HASHTAG]

My bowel movements are like clockwork. But recently my body clock changed to wanting a **** in the morning after I wake up, I blame daylight saving. Which is bad because it makes it difficult to not **** myself before I'm on paid time. Especially if I have my morning coffee before I leave the house.

[HASHTAG]#realproblems[/HASHTAG]

I struggle to squeeze out a measly stringy nugget of turd early on but I know that if I don't get it out by nearly haemorrhaging and forcing it out before leaving the house I'll be sat in traffic on the way to the office turtle heading nursing a full on fountain of fudge 20 minutes later