Osvaldo Chant

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From SaintsWeb.....


Osvaldo, He's gonna score today, it's just a shot away.

The "Gimme Shelter" bandwagon is rolling! I won't accept anything else now.

And the brilliant thing is that the crowd will accidentally match the overlaid vocals of the original.
 
If you genuinely expect a decent chant for Osvaldo to come to fruition, you'll be disappoint. I can't remember the last time we had a decent chant for a player? Even the Lambert song has descended into "na na nana na Rickie Lambert Southampton's goal machine".

We should just accept it'll be a "dur dur durdurdur Pablo Osvaldo" and there's nothing we can do about it.
 
If you genuinely expect a decent chant for Osvaldo to come to fruition, you'll be disappoint. I can't remember the last time we had a decent chant for a player? Even the Lambert song has descended into "na na nana na Rickie Lambert Southampton's goal machine".

We should just accept it'll be a "dur dur durdurdur Pablo Osvaldo" and there's nothing we can do about it.

No, I'm not accepting anything less than a 15 minute ballad in a made up language, Sigur Ros style.
 
Let's get a bit of Status Quo going:

If we're away, away, away, away
Or at hooooomee, hoooooomee
He'll score goals
Rockin Dani Osvaldo
 
Well we've lost Steve now so we need something to replace his "chant".

Has to be one syllable though, Daaaaaaaaaaaannnnn anyone?

Christ...I reckon he'd go back to Roma. What's a few thousand Ultras threatening to kill you to put up with, compared to 29,000 misguided fools shouting Daaaaaaaaaan at you every weekend?
 
Given the open goal for an original chant offered by Spiderman was missed by so far - "Brown Girl in the Ring" I ask you? - there's no hope at all.

Vin
 
Playing on the pitch for Southampton,
You know he's gonna get us a goal
Seventeen on his back, and he's gonna attack ya
The one and only Osvaldo

Christ he makes it look easy
We know how good he can beee

The way things are going , he's gonna score another 3

(nicked from Saintsweb)
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