Osvaldo Chant

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He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
Dani Osvaldo,
Makes Lallana look ****e.
 
I could imagine him liking Simon & Garfunkel too so we could always rehash the old Shipperley chant -

Score a goal Dani Osvaldo,
We will love you more than you will know, oh-woah-oh-oh

After all, he clearly loves a bit of love.
 
To continue from the wrong thread ;)

If we could be anything, in the World that flew
We would be a football team*, swooping after you
And if the last time we played you, things were bit askew
Well you know what happens when we do
When Lambert scores a goal, or a few.
And all the crowd shout
Rickie, we love you..!

Are all our Lads coming after you..?
Is all our venom aimed at your team too..?
The Lads'll spank your Arsene Wenger's too.

When we beat anyone of you...


Yep, still thinking. BTW, I take it I'm NOT the only one who knows the tune to this song..?


*team/club whatever.
 
Satisfaction:

He just scores goals
Satisfaction
He just scores goals
Satisfaction
And he scores and he scores and he scores and he scores

Osvaldo just scores goals
Osvaldo just scores goals
Osvaldo just scores goals

When he's playing round the world
And he's scoring here and he's scoring there
And he's trying to win some games
He'll make you want to come back again next week
And see him score again


Hey hey hey, that's what I say
Osvaldo just scores goals

He just scores goals
He just scores goals
 
He's our striker dressed in red!
Don't you touch him or your dead.
He shoots from everywhereeee
He's Osvaldooo

Very tenuously works to the tune of "She's a rainbow"

EDIT:


OR


Ohhhhhh Pablooooooo
He's just a strike away
Just a strike away

Works with Gimme Shelter.

On a slightly related note I saw the stones in Hyde Park recently and they were bloody brilliant.
 
Well, I've got the tune. Osvaldo's favourite song is Wild Horses by the Rolling Stones.

[video=youtube;QhwwCWkmYoc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhwwCWkmYoc[/video]

Sorry about the lack of interesting video but it's the tune that's important. Not a bad song as RS songs go. Generally, I'm not a fan.
 
Well, I've got the tune. Osvaldo's favourite song is Wild Horses by the Rolling Stones.

[video=youtube;QhwwCWkmYoc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhwwCWkmYoc[/video]

Sorry about the lack of interesting video but it's the tune that's important. Not a bad song as RS songs go. Generally, I'm not a fan.

If we can get the Chapel to somehow imitate the sound of an acoustic guitar I reckon this could work.