And the brilliant thing is that the crowd will accidentally match the overlaid vocals of the original.
If you genuinely expect a decent chant for Osvaldo to come to fruition, you'll be disappoint. I can't remember the last time we had a decent chant for a player? Even the Lambert song has descended into "na na nana na Rickie Lambert Southampton's goal machine". We should just accept it'll be a "dur dur durdurdur Pablo Osvaldo" and there's nothing we can do about it.
Why? It's not hard at all. Plus I (perhaps naively) think it would have a genuinely positive effect on the player. Really.
Well we've lost Steve now so we need something to replace his "chant". Has to be one syllable though, Daaaaaaaaaaaannnnn anyone?
Let's get a bit of Status Quo going: If we're away, away, away, away Or at hooooomee, hoooooomee He'll score goals Rockin Dani Osvaldo
Christ...I reckon he'd go back to Roma. What's a few thousand Ultras threatening to kill you to put up with, compared to 29,000 misguided fools shouting Daaaaaaaaaan at you every weekend?
Given the open goal for an original chant offered by Spiderman was missed by so far - "Brown Girl in the Ring" I ask you? - there's no hope at all. Vin
Playing on the pitch for Southampton, You know he's gonna get us a goal Seventeen on his back, and he's gonna attack ya The one and only Osvaldo Christ he makes it look easy We know how good he can beee The way things are going , he's gonna score another 3 (nicked from Saintsweb) The Ballad of John and Yoko