Another reason to bring back public floggings. People who are responsible for this outrage should suffer in public.
You can't show us a pretend department store in Newcastle. Why would you think they have one?Why does Newcastle have a pretend department store?
They're lucky they weren't in the US...I suspect they'd have been shot instead (and not humorously!)A few years back, a couple of the local feral youth thought it would be fun to ride round on their moped pretending to be gangsters, waving a fake gun at people.
The real guys turned up in the ARV , and shared the wheeze by laying him down and pointing a real gun at the 'ganster's' head, while the dog slavvered inches from his emptying bowels.
I think the gentle humour approach the police took did the trick as I don't think they did it again.
You can't show us a pretend department store in Newcastle. Why would you think they have one?
I saw Brian Marwood in a Newcastle department store the other day. The real one.
It was in John Lewis. Curtains department.Fenwick's or Bainbridge's?
It'll be Fenwick's I guess. More to Marwood's taste.
Anyway, Bainbridge's isn't real anymore, since it became John Lewis.
It was in John Lewis. Curtains department.
If it wasnt for Venetian Blinds it'd be...I'm assuming that you took the opportunity to say to him "What'cha doing in the curtains department, Brian? Pull yourself together man."
Or "The curtains are drawn, Brian, but you'll find that the rest of the shop is real."
I'm here all week.
I always think of the right thing to say a few days after the event. Most frustrating.I'm assuming that you took the opportunity to say to him "What'cha doing in the curtains department, Brian? Pull yourself together man."
Or "The curtains are drawn, Brian, but you'll find that the rest of the shop is real."
I'm here all week.
Always had that problem with women, except there was quite often never an event. Agree, most frustrating.I always think of the right thing to say a few days after the event. Most frustrating.
Glad to hear that especially after the McFlurry of activity in the carpark.




very good.

I hope so. He (she?) would rip a new one for some of the bad boys on here.That's maybe right. I suspect he appeared in several disguises. I'll tell you what Stick, I suspected he was Brian Marwood. But that Captain Whatsit stuff was the pits. It was so bad that John in Baton Rouge called him a "dirty little toe rag", and it took a lot to get John angry.
One of Gurkin's favourite taunts was to say people were attention seekers. That was like waving a red flag at a bull for me, because if anyone was seeking attention it was you know who.
Best not go on about him or he might resurrect himself.![]()
Rip a new one?I hope so. He (she?) would rip a new one for some of the bad boys on here.

Following an incident yesterday (Saturday January 2, 2016) when a firearm was discharged at a parked car within the McDonalds car park on St. Andrews Quay in Hull, a number of houses in the West Hull area have been searched.
A police statement read: "The discharged bullet broke a window on the ladies toilet at McDonalds, we are looking into it. It was fortunate that a large number of officers were at a nearby donut shop and were able to respond quickly to the incident..."
They now have the names of the perpetrators and they are Hull based, so they expect to have them in custody by June 2019.
It's a good job they aren't down in Bermondsey hiding with the Millwall yoof - Humberside's finest would never ****ing find 'em!
That's a joke... Right?
Nah, he posts this regularly, for some bizarre reason he thinks the fact that I want to live in a village is a slur on my home town. He's just being an arsecunt.