Off Topic One way ticket to Mars: My nominations are....

[The Omega Man]

99.9% of southerners


99.9% of southerners

100% of Red top readers

 

[Red top reader]

100% of Red top readers

Ha Ha, nice one!!!!!!

 

[Girt Bucket]

All " Space Invaders" Celeb *****'s & Rapists should b shot into space .

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

All " Space Invaders" Celeb *****'s & Rapists should b shot into space .

A few on here should have been shot into space. In most cases a mouth would have been sufficient.

 

[ElTigre]

The final group of four should be - Robbie Savage, Jeremy Clarkson, Russell Brand, Iain Duncan (I wouldn't get out of bed to work for less than £50,000 per year) Smith.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...nglist-manned-one-way-journey-red-planet.html

They need a bigger spacecraft. I could fill it up.

Your thoughts?

Three of them I agree with. I'm not bothered about Savage. In his place can go Michael Gove.

 

[Spook]

Owen Jones, George Galloway, George Osbourne, Diane Abbott, Joey Barton and Bono.

I'd say Russell Brand, but if life does exist on Mars, I wouldn't want to inflict that **** on the poor Martians.

 

[Quill]

Oh yeah, forgot David Cameron.

And Danny Alexander.

And in fact, pretty much all of the Conservative party.

 

[Spook]

Oh yeah, forgot David Cameron.

And Danny Alexander.

And in fact, pretty much all of the Conservative party.

Hey, not all Tories are bad. There's, erm...

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Chris Martin, Davina McCall, Anjem Choudary, The cast of Mrs Brown's Boys, Jeremy Kyle

 

[TheCasual]

Oh yeah, forgot David Cameron.

And Danny Alexander.

And in fact, pretty much all of the Conservative party.

Alexander is a Liberal Democrat.

 

[Quill]

Alexander is a Liberal Democrat.

Erm... I know.

Not sure where I suggested he wasn't.

 

[x]

The final group of four should be - Robbie Savage, Jeremy Clarkson, Russell Brand, Iain Duncan (I wouldn't get out of bed to work for less than £50,000 per year) Smith.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...nglist-manned-one-way-journey-red-planet.html

They need a bigger spacecraft. I could fill it up.

Your thoughts?

get your telly an off switch.

 

[OedipusTex]

Why not give Mars a reason to hate America like everyone else? Send them Barack Obama and let him screw up an entire planet.

 

[originallambrettaman]

Owen Jones, George Galloway, George Osbourne, Diane Abbott, Joey Barton and Bono.

I'd say Russell Brand, but if life does exist on Mars, I wouldn't want to inflict that **** on the poor Martians.

Definitely Abbot, that woman has the world's most annoying voice.

 

[Happy Tiger]

Why not give Mars a reason to hate America like everyone else? Send them Barack Obama and let him screw up an entire planet.

Erm, everyone doesn't hate America. We mostly pity it or laugh at it.

Not because of Obama either.

 

[Baldrick's Cunning Plan]

Sorry, Jeremy has to go. If public opinion says otherwise we'll replace him with Josie Cunningham. Better still, if there's only room for four on the first trip she can sit on his lap.

Any ideas on a send off tune? How about...

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Forget that J.Cunningham idea. Decompression in outer space could cause her free NHS knockers to explode thus causing panic amongst the other crew members. Russell wouldn't like that.

 

[TheCasual]

Erm... I know.

Not sure where I suggested he wasn't.

The way you worded it made it sound like Alexander was a Tory.

 

[TheCasual]

I don't mind Russell Brand.

I think he speaks a lot of sense.

 

[Quill]

The way you worded it made it sound like Alexander was a Tory.

I was just simply listing them as I thought of them.

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Richard Hammond, Tom Daley, Chris Moyles, Davina McCall, Tim Lovejoy, Jeremy Clarkson, Peter Kay, Robbie Williams. Katie Hopkins. Gary Barlow.

The thought of the Earth without these is making me smile.